Sammy Sofa
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I miss my ex-wife.......... but my aim is improving ! jason isbell fan? Who's Jason Isbell ? Never heard of him. singer of songs. there's a live set i watch weekly and he uses that joke in it. only time i've heard it til now, so i just assumed Careful...if you say his name one more time you'll summon Derwood. -
Just get Starlin up to bat with people on base. He'll take care of the rest.
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PHEW.
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Yeah all the great hitters such as Jonathan Herrera and Mike Baxter that are getting big playing time Hey, they're responsible for 20% of the Cubs' dongs in the last 10 games!
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Cubs win this one in grand fashion, gents. Fret not.
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Were all 5 won by Castro?
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Look, they've already got enough bad hitters at the moment, they don't need you, too.
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The Cubs have donged only 5 times in the last 10 games. Sadly, all 5 dongs were in but 2 of those games.
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Even the MARLINS can dong at Wrigley, Cubs. The MARLINS. Live in dong-shame.
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For the love of dong, Cubs. We were promised dongs, you motherdongers.
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CASTRO WOULD HAVE HAD IT.
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Hammel just sort of hopped in the air instead of really moving towards the ball.
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Man, I didn't realize it's been that bad lately. Probably because you assumed it was something, like, 48 games.
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A near-dong is not quite dong, but I appreciate that end result.
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Alright, time for a true dong fest to welcome Hot Doug's.
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Hammel, seriously...what the hell. These guys are terrible. Stop it.
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Hammel might be drunk and/or hungover.
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Hammel, you...uh...camel.
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Bryant, you sexy thang.
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Wasted on those despicable savages in the bleachers.
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It's the Marlins minus Stanton; they could toss the corpse of Glendon Rusch out there and have a decent shot of winning. Their little offensive surge post-Stanton is just fueled off of fear-driven adrenaline; it's time for them to be slapped in the face by reality.
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There's something really creepy about the text in that clip, like it was included in a true crime documentary about the mysterious disappearance of Dan Vogelbach.
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CUBS NEED MORE BAT FLIPS.
