Sammy Sofa
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This is a really pointless and embarrassing thing to lie about. -
Eloquently and savagely brutal. Do you realize you type the word "prolly?"
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outside of soriano the old one featured like rob bowen or something You heartless monster. DeRo was pretending to surf like a cool dude, Zambrano looked like he was eating an imaginary sandwich and Uncle Cliffy looked as happy as can be. Plus Matt Sinatro gets honorable mention just for his, "ahhhh, you crazy bunch o' kids"-look in the background.
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Bring back Joey Gathright.
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dont worry dude half these guys have been friends for like 10 years + and just troll people that dont think the same as them. No, it really is just because the both of you are somehow awful at watching baseball.
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Sadly, outside of Rizzo all of the visible faces are terrible or unremarkable players.
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2015 trading deadline
Sammy Sofa replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
i want cargo so badly. would you swap soler for him? This may be the most terrible thing you've posted yet. -
Better do as he says. He'll tear your throat out with his sweaty, sweaty teeth.
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You're good people.
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I dont mind taking on Kimbrel if we get to dump castro I hope both of Castro's RBI's tonight felt like a mule kicked you in the taint.
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Meth would explain a lot.
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Impossible; he's proven. You're like everyone saying that dude in the Woolworth's is bonafide.
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Whut. THAT TAKES SOME BRASS [expletive] BALLS FOR A 23 YEAR OLD TO GO DEEP IN THAT CONTEXT THAT'S A WEIRD TAKE ON A GUY WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO HIT A TON OF DONGS BUT OK.
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Chalk up another. Really makes you wonder about higher powers. [expletive] god and Jesus TELL ME ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN, CHILD?!??!? assuming you mean kristian, ma'am, i am tonight *Thoughtful piano riff*
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http://m.cubs.mlb.com/chc/video/topic/70087564/v302995383/colchc-bryant-walks-cubs-off-with-tworun-homer
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Whut.
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Chalk up another. Really makes you wonder about higher powers. [expletive] god and Jesus TELL ME ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN, CHILD?!??!?
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Your text was still valid.
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You really are ridiculous; "the pen" wasn't bad tonight. The guy with one pitch who plenty of people here have voiced concerned about being the closer got hit and then the washed up pitcher they signed on the cheap midway through the season affirmed that he's basically all but done. I mean, you do realize the bullpen actually pitched 4 innings tonight and not just the 9th, right?
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Why will you take it? You don't want them to make the playoffs. They don't deserve it and maddon needs the fire and passion. Emotion talks. In better days you would have been diagnosed with hysteria and banished to a workhouse.
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Whoa, this game rebooted David.
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Your standard is seemingly if a reliever blows ANY number of games they are never to be trusted with any big spot ever. It's hopelessly unrealistic. Odds are any shutdown reliever/big arm/whatever you want to call it they trade for or sign will, yes, blow games. It happens. The Cubs have several very good relievers, and at times they're not used as smartly as they could be used. Plus you've got a struggling offense that has left them in a ton of very close games.
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Well done, jerks.
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Time to right the ship, Bryant.
