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  1. Sammy Sofa
    HE KNOWS FEAR. CRUSH HIM.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    He's so afraid of Schwarber.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    The only crazy part is anyone who actually thought that was decent depth. Basically everything they did to set up for this year from top to bottom was figure everything would be juuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssst good enough, mainly because they money just isn't there.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    You go for the sure out when it's that bad; no problem with him throwing to 1B.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    There's zero chance that even Edwin Jackson wasn't a better option than this. I'm going to start a rumor that the FO is racist.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Just get Wood ready to go.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Well, at least they walked CarGo this time.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Good God, get a fargin' pitcher already.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. This is good snark.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    See? If Rizzo bounces back to being Rizzo and, like, one of Soler or Bryant starts hitting like expected things suddenly start looking very different. There's a lot of baseball left, but typically masochistic Cubs fans are convinced it's impossible that something like Rizzo just being Rizzo will happen. And Castro is fixed. Didn't you guys watch the game last night? SPEND IT ALL.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    See? If Rizzo bounces back to being Rizzo and, like, one of Soler or Bryant starts hitting like expected things suddenly start looking very different. There's a lot of baseball left, but typically masochistic Cubs fans are convinced it's impossible that something like Rizzo just being Rizzo will happen.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Far too many Cubs fans would be perfectly fine with them doing nothing.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, but he said it in front of his RV dressed like Cousin Eddie while a street mime made balloon animals for the team.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Is that bad? http://i.imgur.com/uv5VX0g.gif
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Look, I may run over someone with my car every day, but at least I'm consistent.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I want an all Cuban OF, dammit. Trade for Puig and sign Cespedes in the offseason and RAMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE. Sure, it'll be madness-inducing at times, but then they'll be launching amazing bat flips and throwing out dudes at home with bullet throws and it'll be so sweet.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Calzones are the new market inefficiency!
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Hooray?
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Can't be any worse than Coughlan out there (or Soler in RF) Sure he can. He could Dunn it all up.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    THERE CASTLE.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    People furious over a 3.8 WAR player worth almost $10 million more than what he was paid that year. Crazy times.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    http://thats-normal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/illcutyou.gif
  24. Sammy Sofa
    That's a ridiculously high standard; seems more prudent to just use him in less high-leverage spots for the time being and see if he can be salvaged in any way.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    I don't get it either. Not sure why Soriano is the bad guy here. Meatball Pavlovian response.
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