Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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what a [expletive] scam C(rafty)TR
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Andy Sipowicz. -
If these players want to be remembered by the common man such as myself then they should have been better at not being terrible.
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His second dong is going to be hit so hard it's going to catch up to the first dong. When those dongs slap together everyone will cheer. You're assuming only two dongs. When did you become Kyle? Oh, he will hit many dongs. But that will only happen with the first and second dongs.
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Hey, I recognized Vitters!
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Added bonus: when Schwarber is finally forced to retire because of some kind of mercy rule flimflam in 35 years, he'll go on to manage the Cubs and look like this: http://pmd205465tn.download.theplatform.com.edgesuite.net/Miramax/262/2/Rra2JuYTqyuEXVuIkpA4JqdHTizf9D2C_h264_3800_640x360_131619907662.jpg
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Seriously, there's zero chance this actually happened: STOP MAKING PLAYERS UP.
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What the [expletive] is a Montanez.
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All of the other Cubs should feel shame that they have to put on their pitiful displays around his magnificence.
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His second dong is going to be hit so hard it's going to catch up to the first dong. When those dongs slap together everyone will cheer.
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And Trout just looks like an age-nebulous mass of human-shaped genetic goop.
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Bryce Harper looks old as [expletive]. Sexy as hell, but still, old as [expletive].
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like when you taught the kids working at that blockbuster video store this very same lesson. probably the best story in nsbb history He's no doubt a big fan of James Harrison taking his kids' trophies away.
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[expletive] YEAH, MUSCLE MEN. Wasn't it "M.U.S.C.L.E. Men" or something along those lines? Either way, I think I had a billion of them and managed to step on every single one. Then my brother and his friends tried to color a bunch of them one day and there was hell to pay.
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Why? Let Montero have the day off.
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His year would be MUCH better if he has actually been hitting like an everyday middle infielder for most of it.
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You can make me a foe so you don't see what I post unless you want to Also Trump-like: assume everyone is always talking about you.
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Sweet Christmas. Rizzo, it's time to make want to kiss that tinyface of yours.
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Excellent.
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Injury delay?
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2.3
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I don't ever want to see you list a score where the fewer runs are put first again. I don't care what you want Weird I didn't see you mention that Norris and Castellanos were going to take Lester yard. The premise of your "prediction" was Miggy and Kinsler having big nights. I referenced the 2 of the big names but also posted the link for a purpose. Lester is bad vs. The tigers. Selective reading is dangerous. Be careful if you sign some paperwork. You might overlook something Also very Trump-esque; scream mostly incoherently about a thousand different things and then the 1 in a 100 times you end up sort of right if you look at it in the right light, crow and dance around and demand that everyone acknowledge how right you were.
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I like how sontensei has become the Donald Trump of NSBB.
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What happened?
