Sammy Sofa
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His second dong is going to be hit so hard it's going to catch up to the first dong. When those dongs slap together everyone will cheer. -
And Trout just looks like an age-nebulous mass of human-shaped genetic goop.
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Bryce Harper looks old as [expletive]. Sexy as hell, but still, old as [expletive].
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like when you taught the kids working at that blockbuster video store this very same lesson. probably the best story in nsbb history He's no doubt a big fan of James Harrison taking his kids' trophies away.
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[expletive] YEAH, MUSCLE MEN. Wasn't it "M.U.S.C.L.E. Men" or something along those lines? Either way, I think I had a billion of them and managed to step on every single one. Then my brother and his friends tried to color a bunch of them one day and there was hell to pay.
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Why? Let Montero have the day off.
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His year would be MUCH better if he has actually been hitting like an everyday middle infielder for most of it.
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You can make me a foe so you don't see what I post unless you want to Also Trump-like: assume everyone is always talking about you.
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Sweet Christmas. Rizzo, it's time to make want to kiss that tinyface of yours.
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Excellent.
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Injury delay?
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2.3
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I don't ever want to see you list a score where the fewer runs are put first again. I don't care what you want Weird I didn't see you mention that Norris and Castellanos were going to take Lester yard. The premise of your "prediction" was Miggy and Kinsler having big nights. I referenced the 2 of the big names but also posted the link for a purpose. Lester is bad vs. The tigers. Selective reading is dangerous. Be careful if you sign some paperwork. You might overlook something Also very Trump-esque; scream mostly incoherently about a thousand different things and then the 1 in a 100 times you end up sort of right if you look at it in the right light, crow and dance around and demand that everyone acknowledge how right you were.
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I like how sontensei has become the Donald Trump of NSBB.
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What happened?
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Oh my.
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They're going to lose a number of games between now and the end of the season; so acting like each one is a nightmare and blackout drunk-worthy seems a tad excessive. It's it like this one counts as a double-loss or anything.
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He hit 94 That's a weird jersey number.
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Hahahahah! Gameday apparently has no speed readings for Richard's pitches. I'm just picturing him throwing everything super-slow like a Bugs Bunny pitch.
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Well, this seems like a waste.
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After last night they can't really afford to put it all on the bullpen again. Might as well leave him out there as a long as possible.
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I don't think you actually know what outliers are. Worrying about how well a pitcher hits is just going to give you really pointless ulcers.
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You're just being willfully contrarian. You know pitchers can add to their value by being a competent bat. Zambrano added like 1.5 WAR one year, and Lester is literally the worst hitting pitcher in the game. You don't see how that lessens his value in the NL? For a good as a pitcher he can be, he continually shoots himself in the foot with pretty much every other single aspect of NL baseball. Zambrano is a clear outlier and a really stupid comparison point. Lester is obviously a shitty hitter even by pitcher standards, but ultimately most of them are just varying versions of the same shitty hitter.
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OH CRAP, A PITCHER WHO CAN'T HIT.
