Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Listen, bud; we've already got one robot in David and he's got radioactive blood. -
"BY GAWD; IS THAT SAMMY SOFA'S MUSIC?!?!?" *Bodyslams UMFan into the announcer's table*
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I'm listening...
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Stakes are higher, everything is amplified. LOSER TALK.
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The Cubs looked like complete lifeless garbage after getting trounced by the Cardinals in game one, and I swear there's, like, at least ten times more panic after losing an unlucky first game against the stupid Mets in a 7 game series with Arrieta going the next day.
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SO'S YER FACE. :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew:
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The Mets are stupidly riding high, thinking their stupid-looking Jukt Micronics website of a team is gonna fool anyone.
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It's impossible to put any positive thoughts into anything after this day of sports losing. Perhaps I should stop posting and go to bed. Only the Cubs' loss means anything. Letting a stupid college game wreck you is like being mad that someone sunk your basttleship.
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Yeah, I'm not really worried at all. Harvey was outstanding, Lester was merely good, and the distribution of BABIP luck (Mets got 2 runs due to bloop hits while we hit probably 5 or 6 lasers right at people) will not continue. Tip your cap and win Game 2. Pretty much. I'm stuck at work watching the game with a couple Mets fans and both of them were half-joking about how that final play kinda summed up the whole game. When Schwarber donged they both got REAL quiet.
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This is just how the Cubs roll; they're lovable, but secretly cruel. Give teams and their fans hope and then absolutely smash that hope under their heels.
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You're so much fun. Always looking on the bright side.
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http://i.imgur.com/AfYV7sx.gif :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew:
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Fitting end, I suppose. Ah well; crush their spirit via the fist of Jake tomorrow and then bring it back home.
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This inning is going to be magic.
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He should have been dead meat at the plate. What was Montero thinking?
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Montero seems drunk or something this inning.
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[expletive], THAT WAS SO DONGABLE.
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FINALLY. The tide has turned. The moon is now in the House of Dongquarius.
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THIS UMP. I AM NOT FOND OF HIM.
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Did the ball hit him?
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yeah, no. Considering that the idea behind that is what it would cost to replace that production and nobody in the game makes $40M, your statement is quite obviously not true. You know exactly what I'm talking about. Don't kowtow to the meatballs.
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Won't you help to hit These dongs of freedom? 'Cause all I ever have Redemption dongs Redemption dongs Redemption dongs.
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Are people still mocking Kane on the road? That's all I care about. :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew:
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GO AWAY i will. that said, lester isn't worth his contract Nobody thinks he'll be worth the whole thing, but right now he's worth about $40 million this year. :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew:
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Alright, bring it on back, boys.
