Sammy Sofa
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What a studly inning. -
If the Cubs finally get the leadoff man on here they're gonna win the whole damn thing.
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Wow.
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Here comes the death dong.
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Coghlan, you chump.
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Soler gives us life and warmth.
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Really did not expect Bryant and Rizzo both to be so disappointing in the playoffs to this point.
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Bryant's about to remember that he doesn't suck.
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Schwarber's walk batflip is better than his dong batflip.
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HEY. Technically made it out of the infield.
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Cespedes at least deserves to hit home runs because he's awesome. Murphy is such a lame turd.
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LOOK HOW MUCH HIS STUPID WHITE MEAT-TUBE ARMS JIGGLE. What a sham.
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For [expletive]'s sake.
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Murphy's home run against Arrieta looks stupider every time I see it.
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YYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE?
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i looked for [expletive] and giggles. according to wiki, he did infact grow up in new york Interesting. Cuzzi grew up in STL, too...and we all know what his strike zone looked like in that first game at Busch. Is that for real? We are getting jobbed, plain and simple. You guys are the lamest group of kid detectives ever.
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PINK HAT GUY IS ON HIS FEET. :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew:
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A WS for the worst case of hemorrhoids known to man?
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Soler is gonna crush this dong so hard a cow is going to cry.
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YAY! *Stompstompstomp* *Clapclapclap*
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Of course he hit that homer when I was on the can. OF COURSE.
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Good God, Schwarber.
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Cue Wrigley the Tomb.
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You can get an impact player at the deadline? Huh. Weird.
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Another soft double.
