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  1. Sammy Sofa
    There's not going to be a game 7.
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    Yeah, it's kind of ridiculous the amount of dancing around the insanity of the situation people are doing. The guy was a good basketball player and went through some serious [expletive] in his life, but holy [expletive], he's in a coma because he went on a coke, KFC and herbal boner bill bender in a brothel for days. That's BONKERS. Look at it this way; if your best friend in the world ended up in a coma because he went on a coke, KFC and herbal boner bill bender in a brothel for days, that's literally ALL you and your other friends would be talking about about two seconds after you all commiserated about how messed up it is that good ol' Gary is in a coma.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    David reading about this horror:
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    And, yes, just like Poochie, Bartman needs needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    That is some straight up, hccf-style power [expletive] right there. Better stretch ahead of time.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Whenever Bartman is not on your mind, everyone should be asking, "where's Bartman?"
  8. Sammy Sofa
    This is glorious.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Any Cubs fan who hates Sammy can go sit on an unexploded mortar.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Just when I think you've figured out what it is to be hoo-mon...
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Good [expletive] Lord. I didn't know it was possible to cram that much douche into a single picture. Make 'em hate you in New York, kid.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    quantum leap guy has no business throwing out the first pitch Oh boy.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    I certainly hope you're right, but bear in mind, we didn't sweep them by donging them into submission, we swept them by pitching them into submission........ AB R H 2b 3b HR TB RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS CUBS vs. Mets 226 27 51 10 1 7 84 26 34 52 0.226 0.337 0.372 0.709 CUBS overall 5647 713 1377 275 30 183 2261 683 584 1556 0.244 0.321 0.400 0.721 IP H R ER BB K HR BB/9 K/9 HR/9 WHIP ERA CUBS vs. Mets 65.0 42 11 11 12 70 5 1.66 9.69 0.69 0.83 1.52 CUBS overall 1504.7 1308 625 563 414 1490 142 2.48 8.91 0.85 1.14 3.37 Go CUBS !! Both teams were largely pre-dong at that point. This is true. Through 02 July (the last time we faced the Mets) we were scoring 3.95 R/G, hitting 0.935 HR/G and OPSing .701, Since 02 July we are scoring 4.54 R/G, hitting 1.223 HR/G, and OPSing .739. I was a bit surprised to see that our pitching numbers were almost identical before and after 02 July. It's gonna be a war !! Go CUBS !! Awwwwwww, yeah. That's the good stuff.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    I certainly hope you're right, but bear in mind, we didn't sweep them by donging them into submission, we swept them by pitching them into submission........ AB R H 2b 3b HR TB RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS CUBS vs. Mets 226 27 51 10 1 7 84 26 34 52 0.226 0.337 0.372 0.709 CUBS overall 5647 713 1377 275 30 183 2261 683 584 1556 0.244 0.321 0.400 0.721 IP H R ER BB K HR BB/9 K/9 HR/9 WHIP ERA CUBS vs. Mets 65.0 42 11 11 12 70 5 1.66 9.69 0.69 0.83 1.52 CUBS overall 1504.7 1308 625 563 414 1490 142 2.48 8.91 0.85 1.14 3.37 Go CUBS !! Both teams were largely pre-dong at that point.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    ZOOT ALLORZ! Not....POLITICS. It was just a harmless joke about how Obama and the White Sox suck. I'm like George Will up in this piece.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    If Obama wears Cubs stuff when he threw it that'd actually be pretty cool. Obama sticking to his Sox fandom is like the one thing he's actually lived up to.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Dracula, Blacula and Son of Kong.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Moving this discussion here here so it doesn't clutter up the other playoff game thread: Nearly as good as that inning was. I really miss firejoemorgan.com In fact, firejoemorgan was so great it actually offset the miserable existence of the actual Joe Morgan. Yin and Yang or something or other. Man, it made me miss FJM so very much.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Nearly as good as that inning was. I really miss firejoemorgan.com In fact, firejoemorgan was so great it actually offset the miserable existence of the actual Joe Morgan. Yin and Yang or something or other. Man, it made me miss FJM so very much.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Lester's already been off longer; probably not a good idea to extend that beyond a little extra rest. This way they both get that but don't get too far out of their routine.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    If I had to bet, I'd say he's been to Wrigley since. Security camera footage of David & Steve in disguise having a great day at the ballpark: http://media.salon.com/2012/05/short_circuit2.jpg
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    So then they don't do it. It's not like anyone expected them to drag him in and force him to dance for their amusement. I just still feel bad for the guy. It would suck if I suddenly couldn't go to Cubs games at Wrigley anymore because of idiots.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    I want the first pitch next season thrown out by Grace with Bartman on his shoulders. And they're wearing t-shirts with jersey and ssr's smiling mugs on them. :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew:
  25. Sammy Sofa
    GOONEY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
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