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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, OK, ump.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I feel bizarrely at ease with La Stella finally having a bad game.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    HO-HO-HO.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive], stop being so reasonable. I want Ross to crush their souls.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Here comes the alpha and the omega of dongs.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    PIECE OF horsefeathers HAMMEL.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    I wonder if the Pirates' version of Rondon Fan is crying about garbage Cole right now.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Actually Heyward's averaged 14 HRs a season and 19 per 162 games. Early season has him putting the ball in the air more often, which should be a good thing moving forward. Well, yes, because it's jacked up by that one 27 homer season. In the past three seasons he has hit 14, 11 and 13. His other three seasons he's hit 18, 14, 27. I'm thinking since he has hit 11 to 14 in four of his six seasons, that that is more likely where he is going to end up. But the dude has never been a "prodigious" home run hitter, and the focus on that part of his game like he suddenly is going to be one is odd to me. Sure, anything is possible. But the safer bet is that he hits 10 to 14. So, again, not sure why people constantly ask for a Heyward dong like he's Rizzo or Bryant. He's Zobrist. And nobody is constantly asking for Zobrist dongs. Well, he's a lot younger than Zobrist and seemingly has the abilities/capability to dong a lot more than he typically does, plus 2013 and 2011 were shortened seasons for him. It's certainly not unreasonable to want/hope to see him become a true dongsmith.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Well that's not fun. I mean, people are bringing it up because even if he only hits 15 or less, we're all fans of dongs and he is still sans dong at this moment, both for the season and as a Cub. We're rooting for him to bust that dong out. But hey, what do we know? We're just a bunch of bitches, I guess.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Dude has shown the ability to dong prodigiously; it's not an unreasonable expectation.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    That's dongless coward talk.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Win, lose, or rain... be ready to go tomorrow. Thanx. No problem!
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Whoa, it was my turn already? I figured I wouldn't get to go until, like, June.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    https://twitter.com/BestFansStLouis/status/726523536316207104/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Rizzo with the gunshow, and I don't think Ross realized how barbershop quartet-y he'd look:
  16. Sammy Sofa
    That guy was, depressingly, looking more and more like a fluke.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    i'm fine with the status quo. warren g was incredible. well of course. warren g would be incredible on guy's grocery games. he's an incredible human being and he owns. the problem is that for every one warren g there are 40 morons. No, Warren G was terrible, and that's what made it great.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    SON OF A BITCH 0.5 WAR PLAYER ON MAY 1ST!!!!
  19. Sammy Sofa
    I can't decide if the Castro or the Lackey posts are worse on this page. Ugh, Harry.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    This feels like a Mojo question. I kept waiting for them to just bean the runner to get the third out.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    So? He's not pitching poorly.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Whoa, settle down there, game thread spazzes.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Not only would he not make that catch if he attempted it he'd almost certainly misplay the ball and give up extra bases I don't think we really need to clarify the things Soler does poorly at this point, because the sad answer is "everything." Except for being beautiful.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Snazzy.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    WOOOOOOO, CLARK.
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