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  1. Sammy Sofa
    My good deed for the day!
  2. Sammy Sofa
    i liked it because it was hilarious (and not the way he intended) wait...how did you know i liked it :shock: You just hover over the number; it says who liked the post.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    It was literally just because you liked that post and I knew it would kinda drive you a little insane.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    This is all just funnin' around. For goofs and whatnot. Relax and have a RAM chip.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    The continual David support is worrisome, too. We all know he was ultimately programmed to be our destruction.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I am wary of this guy's anti-dong/anti-Castro/pro-FO conflict agenda. That user name kinda screams something an undercover Cardinals fan would come up with.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Does the burger prank make Soler Screech? Awwwwwww.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Didn't wanna burn my second move and Heyward so soon, but a gamey wrist is too worrisome. Drop Heyward Add Altuve
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Or...and I'm just gonna throw this out there.....they're negotiating. For sure. I'd also throw back that it could be going really poorly, too. Well, since it's the Ricketts, that's a given.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    He truly is the Zack Morris of the Cubs.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Oh yeah, forgot you guys live in backwards-time.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I just do as Fred says.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    This guy returns to Pittsburgh, where he left nothing but shed tears and broken dreams the last time he was there. Look at that mean mug: http://mlb.mlb.com/images/players/525x330/alt/453562.jpg No doubt players will be plunked, the Pirates will lose, Chinese food will be eaten and a dong or six will end up in the river.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Guh, hurry up and win so I can start the next thread. I have to be up at 4.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Haw-haw!
  16. Sammy Sofa
    You're just saying things.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Booooooooooooooo.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Because I like Starlin Castro and hate Patrick Kane.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    A soulless robot and the anti-dong guy don't get it. Makes sense. Hahahahaha. I adore dongs. I just understand you can't crave or expect dongs all the time. And why does a dong-lover even love Starlin? I might as well be trying to explain passion to a tree stump.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    He was at the plate when a run came in. Good enough for me! does he get a Run Watched In or something? Dusty would really appreciate his watching greatness happen in front of him without having to do anything-factor.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    i don't even understand the sentimental castro love faction. he was REALLY bad for a couple of years, he never had the type of game most of us like (he didn't walk OR dong...he was basically really good at being a slappy hitter with an occasional hint of pop), he loved to do embarrassing things in the field (and none of what i said takes away from the fact that at other times he was a pretty good young player too), oh, and there was that whole might be a rapist thing that nobody seems to care about anymore. Yup. Totally agree. I didn't hate him at all, but he just wasn't that good and certainly not somebody to be that in love with. The walk-up music was cool, though. But this ain't no A-Ram or anything. A soulless robot and the anti-dong guy don't get it. Makes sense.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Soler brings sadness into this collection of joy.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Don't believe the David hype. i don't even understand the sentimental castro love faction. he was REALLY bad for a couple of years, he never had the type of game most of us like (he didn't walk OR dong...he was basically really good at being a slappy hitter with an occasional hint of pop), he loved to do embarrassing things in the field (and none of what i said takes away from the fact that at other times he was a pretty good young player too), oh, and there was that whole might be a rapist thing that nobody seems to care about anymore. http://i.giphy.com/lj935f7J3guGc.gif
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Stop clobbering my players, dicks.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Don't believe the David hype.
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