Sammy Sofa
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Mods, please change his name to Rondo Fan PLEASE. Just do it. All you have to do is take off the the 'n" Montero Fan would be better. Walked into a Fan would be best of all. -
Nice dancing, Adam.
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Sounds exactly like the NBA Not really....5 years ago the Warriors were one of the saddest franchises in the league, now they are the evil empire. Cleveland is a [expletive] city and hardly a traditional power, but they just won a title. Indiana recently went through a run where they were a legit challenger to LeBron's Heat teams. Using that "Top 4" Premier league team concept above, here are the conference finalists the last few years 2016: Golden State, Oklahoma City, Toronto, Cleveland 2015: Golden State, Houston, Atlanta, Cleveland 2014: San Antonio, Oklahoma City, Indiana, Miami 2013: San Antonio, Memphis, Indiana, Miami 2012: San Antonio, Oklahoma City, Boston, Miami 2011: Dallas, Oklahoma City, Chicago, Miami 2010: Los Angeles Lakers, Phoenix, Boston, Orlando That's 16 teams that have made the top 4 in the last 7 years, over half the NBA. Of those 16 teams, only 7 made repeat trips, and the most any one team made it is 4 of the 7 years. Miami (4), OKC (4), San Antonio (3), Golden State (2), Cleveland (2), Indiana (2), Boston (2), Toronto, Houston, Atlanta, Dallas, Chicago, Phoenix, Orlando, Los Angeles Lakers, Memphis That is a beautiful Derwood-dismantling.
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I was randomly looking up Meat Tray the other day and was surprised how long ago it was he started his time with the Cubs; for some reason I pictured him not showing up until the 2005-2006 years of muck, and not in the middle of 2003 awesomeness.
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If only Lester had spent most of his career pitching to other catchers.
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13 straight starts going in to today, only 4 of which were at C (plus 3 games where he switched to C). Doesn't seem too egregious, plus it would be surprising if he didn't get a day off any day now.
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Love the HUGE, glaring caveat.
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Dammit, why can't the other pitchers not be sucking right now so I can fully soak in a steaming pot of Lackey hatred.
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I am baffled as to why they do anything except just pitch meatballs down the heart of the plate to Hamilton. If he manages to somehow get a hit, whatever, but don't horsefeathering walk him so much.
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doesn't sound like me http://itstrulyrandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/robot-big-fat-liar.jpg
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I think this is like the third time (and third girl) Almora has been engaged with since we drafted him. I think I remember seeing that he got this one pregnant, though. I for one will not be shocked when it comes out looking like [whatever nationality Russell is]
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That lineup pleases me.
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OK, I won't, because who the hell wants to talk to Mets fans.
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All of those hugs were just trying to figure out the best place to put the knife.
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Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels
Sammy Sofa replied to CaliforniaRaisin's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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Loving these early games.
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Chris Coghlan to Cubs for Mendy; LaStella to DL
Sammy Sofa replied to UMFan83's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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Your odds of [expletive] on yourself (because, let's face it, most of the time you're trying to balance at some absurd angle so you don't touch anything) or, more importantly, getting someone else's horsefeathers on you are drastically reduced if you wisely choose to pop a squat outside of a porta-potty. Nature does not judge, and only welcomes.
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I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic. I think. Clearly, you've got amnesia from game threads. Oh, we apparently got to witness some of his stealthy "sarcasm" today.
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Plenty of people are sensible enough to realize that the alternative of [expletive] outside of a porta-potty, no matter what the circumstances, is always the better choice.
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What? No! Coghlan is awful, and Almora is a GG caliber CF even if he weren't better at the plate. I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic. I think.
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Baez is so weird.
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I totally chalk it up to already having Almora in 2016 Heyward.
