Somehow I don't think there's a stadium where don't assume the Cubs suck there. Me, I look at this is a place where they routinely show up and packed stands and drub the home team and sometimes even throw no-hitters. That seems more fun.
Disgusting. Time to start giving Schwarber some pinch-hit ABs to make amends. This is a good plan; Schwarber alone would likely have them top 5 in dongs or better instead of 13th. I WAS PROMISED ALL THE DONGS I COULD HANDLE. And I can handle a lot of dongs.
The Cubs seem to be in a bit of a dong drought; since August 21st, when they donged 3 times, they have donged only 6 times in the 13 games since, including 8 of those games with no dongs at all. I demand more dongs.
I demand either a shocking surprise of a good season or some really sloppy, terrible football that I can just soak my hatred in. None of this middle of the road, namby-pamby horsefeathers.
I have a hunch that if the Cubs play in and win a World Series he may make more money than if they don't but its just a hunch. Yeah, no reason for him to jump on it yet. If they win it all, it's insane how much of a better deal he'll get.
It came from a nickname for young, promising players. So technically it started as species non-specific, but I think the bear connection has been pretty well established retroactively. The terrible truth:
horsefeathers, it's hard to find a shot of Kessinger's number when he was on the Cubs. Is it sacrilegious to post this instead? http://www.trbimg.com/img-54875600/turbine/ct-spt-1210-smack-list-cubs-sox-players-20141209