Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Heh-heh, DER.
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Couldn't be happening to better bunch of dumb dildos. -
You're all minor league nerds to me.
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I know that's Eloy next to him, but who are the other chuckleheads*? *Yeah, yeah; "OMG, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO BLAH BLAH BLAH." Just shut up and tell me.
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Man, CBS Colbert bums me out. His political stuff is still on point, but overall yeah it seems like he's reluctantly shoehorning in the Late Night host schtick, and it's obvious he misses the Colbert Report stuff. I mean, I get it; he seems like a really nice guy and playing the type of characters he did for so many years probably was getting real tiresome for him, but this bit is about as toothless and not-funny as you can get. There's not any actual joke or anything in it; just a collection of "aw, look at that *polite chuckle*"-moments.
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Man, CBS Colbert bums me out.
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RIP As long as I can still get my Frangos.
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You know how WSI is so disturbingly creepy and paranoid? The Mets' fans are that, but there's a lot more of them.
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So much bad football could result in the inevitable death on the field that maybe slowly kills the sport.
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That board is so damn weird.
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I'd give it a viking funeral.
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Week 2 Eagles (1-0) @ Bears (0-1), MNF 7:30 ESPN/780
Sammy Sofa replied to UMFan83's topic in Other Sports
He's a better play caller, but they'd still be looking worse than last year if he was around. They're a terrible team. You're ascribing WAY too much to the playcalling; it can't fix a bad running game basically turning into a crater fire. -
Week 2 Eagles (1-0) @ Bears (0-1), MNF 7:30 ESPN/780
Sammy Sofa replied to UMFan83's topic in Other Sports
it's a sign of good play calling, if you concede that the team was bad. Or it's a sign of having better players. Or different injury issues. Or whatever issues the other team was dealing with. -
Week 2 Eagles (1-0) @ Bears (0-1), MNF 7:30 ESPN/780
Sammy Sofa replied to UMFan83's topic in Other Sports
Saying victory or loss regularly hinged on one or two plays isn't the sign of a good team. -
Pizza is the best food in the world, but if I find a moldy, festering slice between the stove and the counter, I'm not going to eat it, no matter how much I loved that pizza when it was edible. Probably. Point is, even the best things become too old and terrible.
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http://i.giphy.com/l41YAtl5MsWJ1kkKY.gif
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They're less of a bunch of mewling turds than too many Cubs fans, that's what. FEAR NOBODY.
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Mets fans have the right idea; I picked the Cardinals like a baller, you gutless chalking dogs.
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Time for some... http://i.giphy.com/14lMx9i35AP3tC.gif
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Miggy-Miggy-Miggy/Can't you see
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If you get thrown out by Chris Coghlan you should really just cut off your feet in shame because you have no idea how to use them.
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he's an horsefeathers That just makes me like him more. Baseball beat writers are anuses.
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This is what goes through my head every time I see Tucker Barnhart's stupid name (and, also, whenever Lackey starts):
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Outside of being on the Reds, Phillips always seemed pretty cool. I guess there was that one time he complained about Darwin Barney getting a Gold Glove or something, but whatever; Darwin Barney is a horsefeathering dork.
