Sammy Sofa
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like, right now well, not now, then He's just going to stay out there continuously and live off of gull meat and spilled beer. -
Step off Jorgie Oh, Jorge, no.
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Heck yeah. The rest of you can stuff your sorries in a sack.
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http://i.imgur.com/jooeKDb.gif
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He's beautiful to look at, but terrible at baseball. Seems simple enough.
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Your love/hate relationship with Soler is fascinating.
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I'm assuming that the ideas to play Soler stem from fears of Schwarber injuring himself, because there's absolutely no way that Soler is a better fielder than even a gigantic, hobbled sentient bat-dong hybrid.
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Beware Roberto Perez. Napoli. Ramirez. Santana. Lindor. I mean, not to be a dick or anything horsefeathers, IF ONLY THE CUBS COULD PUT TOGETHER A LINEUP OF DONGERS TO MASH SOME TATERS.
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I'm saying crazy horsefeathers now? lets not forget the hr hitters Cleveland does have. this isnt a team full of Jose Macias clones OK? The Cubs have the better starting pitcher and a better lineup for slugging and they're at home. It's not a lock, but a windy game is in their favor.
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Yeah, benching Zobrist right now would be madness. He and Schwarber are hot as the sun's balls right now; I say you put them both in the OF if you can and let their divine bats make up for the unlikely defensive screwup.
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If a smarter, better org is kind enough to pick them for them, sure.
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DAVID - YOU'VE SWITCHED OFF YOUR SWAGGER COMPUTER. WHAT'S WRONG?
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USE THE AVATAR, DAVID. LET GO, DAVID.
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The Cleveland lineup isn't going to get much more righthanded, is it? If they could tolerate Soler's wretched (but sexy) presence in RF for a start, surely they can do the same for a guy in LF who is actually useful.
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not gonna lie, i'm a little worried about that too. Here's a new avatar for you: http://i.giphy.com/eJnXPUTnDE7V6.gif
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http://deadspin.com/report-yoenis-cespedes-to-opt-out-of-his-mets-contract-1788282405
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This thread is for those that didn't get to witness this
Sammy Sofa replied to Old Style's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Well, my living grandmother is a White Sox fan (and was a NY Giants fan in her younger days), her husband was a White Sox fan when he was alive, my other grandmother didn't care about sports at all, and my OTHER grandfather was a Cubs fan, but he basically gave up on them and revealed some primo old man racism during the McGwire/Sosa home run battle. Ended up basically becoming a Braves fan in his final years because Chipper Jones was inexplicably suddenly his favorite baseball player. So, yeah, tough horsefeathers, gramps! -
This reminded me of something I was thinking about before Game 1. I imagined a conversation between Schwarber and La Stella when Schwarber came in to take his possible roster spot going something like the one Homer had with Darryl Strawberry: TLS: hey, you're Kyle Schwarber KS: Yes TLS: You're a left handed hitter KS: Yes TLS: I'm a left handed hitter, too KS: So... TLS: Well are you better than me? KS: Well... I haven't played all year, but yes These latest developments put all that mid-season La Stella drama into even sharper relief, don't they? I mean, you have all these teammates and management types praising Schwarber's commitment and work ethic and leadership -- and meanwhile, Tommy was pouting about spending some time in the minors. Not to re-litigate the episode while there are more important things to worry about, but wow, in retrospect the team showed remarkable restraint. With all of the awesomeness going on right now I can't imagine putting an ounce of thought towards La Stella at all. Like, I've already forgotten who he is while typing this post.
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http://sports.yahoo.com/news/the-incredible-comeback-of-kyle-schwarber-world-series-hero-and-secret-draft-room-weapon-072549932.html Disagree. I think that's gonna be Willson.
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An easy clinching game where Chapman doesn't pitch would be amazing so, like, a billion reasons. But especially for Chapman not pitching.
