Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Win, dicks. -
Well, slap my wing-wang; 2 scoreless innings.
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Whatever happened has put Gameday in a coma.
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How is this possible.
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Oh, you didn't get the memo? The disaster inning has simply moved.
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2017 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
It's professional, dammit. -
It might be preferable to stare into a horse's gigantic butthole instead of watching this game. Rocket, can you confirm?
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And sometimes baseball is just baseball and weird horsefeathers happens where seemingly good or great teams have a poopy season.
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Jesus Christ. Game 1 of a doubleheader and it's going to be a miracle for the starter to get beyond the 4th.
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Last week? Are we thinking of a different Rizzo? whenever the hell it was that rizzo was hitting all those dongs thought it was early last week/tail end of week before Don't look at his numbers for the last 2 weeks. I did and now I'm pissing tears.
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Ohhhh, so THIS is the 14-game skid.
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Last week? Are we thinking of a different Rizzo?
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Way to capitalize, dickheads.
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Holy horsefeathers. This team is in a bad, bad way.
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Jake, you bearded anus.
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I blame the thin air.
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Holy horsefeathers, the Cubs have the first lead!
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Jake pitching like he wants to make 2nd inning runs the new thing.
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Cubs paving the way for Sammy's return
Sammy Sofa replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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Are you kidding? Check out these hops: http://www.azula.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/giphy-11.gif He'll be snagging line drives like they're nothing.
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That acronym always makes me laugh.
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Rockies' Twitter shouting out to Tommy: [tweet] [/tweet]
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Man, you should have seen how quickly Tommy flew to join the team for this opportunity: http://www.gifbin.com/bin/112015/orca-throws-seal-80-feet-into-the-air.gif
