Sammy Sofa
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Yeah, he's totally going to chomp into that dome like it's the beach attack from Lost Boys. -
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That's pretty much exactly how I played the OF as a kid.
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I was thinking more Of Mice and Men.
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So the last game thread I started was this same pitching matchup. It did not go well. That game was on April 12th; it is only May 27th, and somehow I am already starting another horsefeathering game thread. Stop being butts, Cubs.
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I just assumed that's why tomorrow's game doesn't start til 6 What about on SUNDAY-SUNDAY-SUNDAY?
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Russell was doing well until this shoulder thing started That doesn't exactly make me feel better.
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Did not go into this season thinking that Addison, Willson and Schwarber combined would be a giant pile of suck. What the hell.
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But we do know that he more than likely watched Office Space. But has he known the sweet, sweet sonic kiss of the Chili Pepps?
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I think how much RHCP sucks should come up in every thread here. That seems like a good, good goal to set for ourselves.
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Playing songs written by the Beatles doesn't seem like a stretch at all.
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What Javy Baez Isn't Doing
Sammy Sofa replied to Aaron_Kennelly's topic in North Side Baseball Front Page News
On Russell, that is. -
What Javy Baez Isn't Doing
Sammy Sofa replied to Aaron_Kennelly's topic in North Side Baseball Front Page News
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Am I correct in assuming that you're new SXM? Because that's been their MO with all of their "single artist/band" channels since forever; a ton of songs by the titular artist/band/band members/spinoffs, plus a bunch of covers of that band's music, or other acts that directly inspired or were inspired by them.
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Happ looks like he just realized as he looked up at that moment he's seeing tonight's victim.
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Well, he thought wrong. WHAT ABOUT US, JOE.
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So was Joe depriving them of the gimmick trips until they swept a series? They swept this series, right? This was their first series sweep this season, right? I don't even know anymore.
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I have a message: Left fielder...Kyle Schwarber's plane...was shot down...over the Sea of Japan. It spun and...there were no survivors.
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Excellent (except for Schwarber).
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Yowza.
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RIPD Kyle Schwarber.
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I care just enough to scoff at the people who thought it was a contest between Bryant and whoever else was on the farm at the time. Sir, please do not drag my good-intentioned shenanigans into your vortex of madness.
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Whyyyyyy did Gameday just flash "HOME RUN" when Heyward came up to bat? DAMN YOU, LYING MACHINE.
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Schwarber has become more strikeout now than man; twisted and dong-less.
