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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Drew Magary's Why Your Team Sucks, the only justification for football's continued miserable existence, kicked off today with the Browns: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-cleveland-browns-1797293528
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Eat farts, Brewers.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    get out of here with this bad mojo nonsense unless you're talking about mojo, who is bad.
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  5. Sammy Sofa
    So long as he doesn't look like a Gamorrean guard staggering around out there, I'm cool with it.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Man, if only he were on a team with a bunch of good young hitters.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    I'd be more than happy with him hitting like Dunn did for quite a few years, especially since so far his defense doesn't seem to rank anywhere near as catastrophically as Dunn's did.
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  9. Sammy Sofa
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Jesus, Fangraphs has Dunn with a WAR almost +10 over BR.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    It's insane, this guy's tain-er, strike zone.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    If Lackey's final full inning as a Cub ends up being him plunking 3 White Sox without giving up a run, well, then that's not a terrible legacy.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, the Sox pulled a Cubs! Carl, I wanna kiss you all over, and over again. AS THE NIGHT CLOSES IN.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    What's Monty for out there then if he can't come in yesterday or today and soak up a few innings? That was also an option. My point is not that it was clear cut to leave Lackey in, but that it wasn't clear cut to pull him. Bullllllllllllllllllllll.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    The average fan probably doesn't know much outside of 1908, 1945 and 2016. Hanging flags for 1918, 1929, etc. would be historically accurate, but most fans probably wouldn't know why they were there Yeah, it's REAL baffling to see flags with years on them next to the other flags with years on them from when they won pennants.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive]; how is it not, like, 7-2?
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I'm not a fan of this whole "live by the dong, die without the dong" approach.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Check out this child molester: http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/571476.jpg
  19. Sammy Sofa
    I'll be stunned if Willson doesn't get hit.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Lackey's drunk over his ERA dropping below 5 and he's plunking dudes left and right.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    DONG IN HIS MEMORY, RIZZO.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Holy hell, this ump.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Jesus, he somehow called one even worse than that strike 3 to Rizzo.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Odds seem pretty good that gross, sweaty Lackey gives that right back via an Abreu dong.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    HEY UMP:
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