Sammy Sofa
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Most of these people are monsters.
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Most sports fans are idiots. The Cubs have one of the largest fan bases. The amount of "oh, but not US" over this is...humorously BFiB-like.
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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-chicago-bears-1797391407
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He didn't deserve to have his life ruined for trying to field a baseball in 2003, but you didn't get to decide that either. This is a mostly private way for the Cubs to make a restitution, and it didn't prevent the team from any baseball operations. It's a marketing move, and though it's a weird thing to do, it's been a weird thing for 15 years, so it's a form of closure for everyone involved. Make up your mind. Is it a mostly private gesture or a marketing move? It can't be both. Actually, it can and is; it's a public gesture by the organization to basically say, "we're sorry for everything you went through" and it's private for Bartman in that he doesn't have to be paraded out for some kind of ceremony. It's win-win for both sides that way.
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http://urbanbohemian.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hot_take_house.jpg
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You got me; I completely made it up for no reason whatsoever.
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it definitely is, but his life was impacted in such a negative way...at least he gets something awesome out of it in the end. Yeah; it's the weird resolution (hopefully) to a weird situation that the poor guy got WAY too much horsefeathers over. Still plenty of meatballs that look at him as some kind of villain or figure of scorn, and since he very understandably doesn't want to be a part of something like throwing out a first pitch, this seems like a good way to publicly give a little something back to a guy who didn't deserve any of the awfulness he's gone through.
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To be fair, that had nothing do with the game. -
Gotta mitigate Joe completely losing his mind in the fall once he's got a fresh batch of RV toilet wine.
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Eyes full of tears will get you a 1.7 WHIP REAL fast.
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Wait, "Big Z?" Zambrano's involved?!?
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2B is cursed or something, I dunno.
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Go, Hector, go.
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Theo would give you a wedgie, pour your wine in the toilet, and then give you a swirlie while screaming about how the plane is going down. I don't see Theo wasting good wine like that. Theo is the bro-iest bro who ever bro-ed. He's a dork-bro, arguably the worst bros of them all. The only wine he drinks is some kind of grape flavored jungle juice served out of a trash can.
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I think I farted really loud when he hit it. That kinda counts.
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Sounds about right; he's a [expletive] who has done great things. You know who else can't admit when they are disastrously wrong? Trump. Theo would give you a wedgie, pour your wine in the toilet, and then give you a swirlie while screaming about how the plane is going down.
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they did even better when you got deported or whatever so get the horsefeathers out of my country I was, coincidentally, in Wisconsin. There might be something to that.
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We didn't. The team licked butts. We aren't going to pay attention to the Bears this year either, so get your incredulity ready in four years when we don't remember some random roster move this off season I have no idea how a joke about how ridiculous the name "Victor Caratini" is has spiraled off this far, but I'm so happy that it has.
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Exactly; he's no longer Piss Break and he's paying the price. while you were gone i was looking for an old post of yours and instead found your "theo is a condescending horsefeathers" rant from fall 2014 that i had completely forgotten about Sounds about right; he's a [expletive] who has done great things.
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Uh, Dex is in baseball hell. Exactly; he's no longer Piss Break and he's paying the price.
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So yesterday they score when I'm taking a horsefeathers, and today it's when I go take a shower. Guess I have to spend every Cubs game in the bathroom now. Who knew all that piss breaking is what was actually keeping Dexter from ending up in baseball hell.
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i mean how can you not know who he is? he came in the big bonifacio/russell deadline deal of 2014 he's not real I think somebody spilled a Surge all over their CPU.
