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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Bingo. It's about 95% "this has become really grotesque to watch" (also due to the NFL's fucked up morality in general, even in the context of pro sports) as opposed to, "Oh, I'm sick of the dumb Bears." Like, the Bears being hapless and doomed to forever suck is the cherry on top, but I really just lost the taste for football in general. Plus going to a football game has become one of the absolute worst things a human being could choose to waste their time on. It's everything that's horrible about sports fandom ramped up by a billion.
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    wait have you actually officially renounced your bears fandom or something? I must have brought that up a bajillion times here; outside of casually enjoying the schadenfreude of pro football's slooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww slog into death, I gave up actually following for it, like, two seasons ago. Watching football, especially Bears football, just bums me out.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    You're still a Bears fan, so I figure that's a pretty common feeling.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    #that'sso2017cub
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I'm gonna start a thread all about Brandon if you keep this up.
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    Oh horsefeathers; Savage Cat is MISSING: [tweet] [/tweet]
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Man, there was some vicious CAT SAVAGERY right before that Molina GS last night: http://deadspin.com/kitty-on-the-field-fights-cardinals-employee-inspires-1797702195
  9. Sammy Sofa
    I don't know why you keep looking crosseyed at it; the guy is just generally hitting for less power.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Sure, why not.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    It's August and somehow this pants pooping magoob only has 20 dongs.
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  13. Sammy Sofa
    Fixed.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    NO, YOU CAN'T MAKE OUT WITH JASON GOFF.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    I may have spared him having to wallow in the disappointing slog of the rest of the season. In a way, I'm the greatest hero of them all.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I will not take the fall for the very real Hazleton Curse.
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    in 15 years you'll remember this as being right in the middle of the golden age of cubs baseball Yeah, but in 2032 I'll be focused on the WS-champion Cubs going to see President Kid Rock.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    I fully expected to be bored by Cubs baseball in August of 2017...but not like this.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Much like the societal decay of Hazelton itself, it is a multi-faceted curse.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Beltre strikes again: Umpire Joe West Suspended Three Games For Calling Adrian Beltre The Biggest Complainer In Baseball http://deadspin.com/umpire-joe-west-suspended-three-games-for-calling-adria-1797671541 Beltre truly is the hero baseball needs.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    But that's the best part. Besides, west coast games don't count because they're at such an ungodly hour.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Joe seems to be frustrated lately. He's normally a "everything in fine, no worries" kind of guy but lately he's been pretty critical in pointing out issues the team is having He's got his hometown pissed off at him: http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-joe-maddon-hazleton-megyn-kelly-interview-20170808-story.html THE HAZLETON CURSE IS BORN.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    I'll say it how I wanna say it, jerkoff.
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