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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    On the other other hand: Cubs suck.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    EAT horsefeathers WACHATRUBINSKI.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    NEVER PLAY ZOBRIST AGAIN.
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  5. Sammy Sofa
    yes he did tho To be fair he publicly reneged on his promise when the Cubs didn't win the game. Still a reneg but he gets points for not hiding it Yeah, the promise kept shifting from player to player, including coming back to Willson, if they had been able to pull off the victory, but they chose failure instead. SO I DAMNED HIM.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    What a bunch of ninnies.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    did you ever buy that willson contreras jersey? your promises are hollow Of course I didn't; he didn't hold up his end of the bargain.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Dong this Asher Roth horsefeathers into oblivion and earn my horsefeathering love, you turds.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    GOOD SHOW, OLD BOYS.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    he wasn't a bum with the cubs before tonight though He stinks on ice and then you use that ice in your Long Island horsefeathers you.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    This guy's a horsefeathering bum until he's not.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Theo's going to end up with alcohol poisoning by the stretch.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Get a load of this dildo on the mound.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Trash pitcher is trash.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Theo must have been drinking even harder than usual when he made this trade. Watch this goober give up a grand dong to Hamilton.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Quintana is a horsefeathering debacle.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Schwarber is basically DickButt at this point.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    yeah well i dont think he's going to carry a K rate above 40% for too long with an OPS like that Good news then! He hasn't been rocking an OPS like that for a couple weeks now.
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  20. Sammy Sofa
    REJOICE, BEARS FANS: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2727235-mitchell-trubisky-compared-to-tim-tebow-by-john-fox-after-preseason-debut
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Even a fastball to the coconut can't stop him: [tweet] [/tweet]
  22. Sammy Sofa
    This fixing is the one!
  23. Sammy Sofa
    #that'sso2017cub
  24. Sammy Sofa
    SPRTSPRTSPRT
  25. Sammy Sofa
    I would guess it's a bit of both getting older and the wrist. Whatever the reason, the answer clearly is to keep batting him cleanup as the team struggles to muster any kind of consistent offense in the middle of an annoyingly tight division battle.
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