Sammy Sofa
-
Posts
98,021 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
206
Content Type
Profiles
Joomla Posts 1
Chicago Cubs Videos
Chicago Cubs Free Agent & Trade Rumors, Notes, & Tidbits
2026 Chicago Cubs Top Prospects Ranking
News
2023 Chicago Cubs Draft Picks
Guides & Resources
2024 Chicago Cubs Draft Picks
The Chicago Cubs Players Project
2025 Chicago Cubs Draft Pick Tracker
Blogs
Events
Forums
Store
Gallery
Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
-
Joe is a horsefeathering madman. -
This feels like fake news.
-
MORE LIKE VAULTED BREWERS.
-
Who da funk is Tall Guy; they all look like shrimps ever since Sean Marshall left.
-
They fired Lackey out of a cannon into the river.
-
Man, why not let Wilson get in there?
-
Damn, that was a long ass inning.
-
I'm all for him getting starts over those first two fartknockers, but Happ's got an OPS over 1.000 for at least 2 weeks now.
-
The vaunted Lackey.
-
Sure, just "right now." He had a .744 OPS on July 24. He's been awful since then, though. He was putting up at least a semi-respectable season after re-working his swing. But, now he's fallen into his old habits and he's as bad as he was last year. Just a blip in the anchor that will be his contract.
-
Sure, just "right now."
-
It's bad enough that the Cubs are willing to hire dirty centaurs, but it's even worse when they send out an even dirtier reverse centaur on the mound.
-
[tweet]https://twitter.com/oldstyle81/status/899638804792975361[/tweet]
-
Yeah, that's an all-time classic. I figured all the comments here were overselling it, like he took a bouncing ball glancing off his face or something, but nope: just getting flat out clobbered by a fly ball and Hawk could not possibly give less of a horsefeathers.
-
Everyone can swear but us.
-
Are the Cubs likely to use Avila and Tivera in a pretty strict platoon? Avila is clobbering RH pitching this year, and Rivera has been pretty damn good against lefties (though in a much smaller sample size).
-
Blass vs. Baez:
-
Justin Wilson: Somehow Carnie Wilson
Sammy Sofa replied to Ding Dong Johnson's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
-
Weird haven't seen him post much hope everything's ok Didn't he get banned this time?
-
Yep. Javy swung at a 3-2 that bounced in front if there plate. It got away from Lopez a few feet to his left but not far enough to warrant Baez reaching. Lopez kind of froze and then realized he should throw to first but it was far too late. It was like he didn't realize it was strike 3. I'd like to think the Cubs can take credit for leaving him dazed with all of the foul balls they were rocketing into his gut.
-
OK, the fix is in.
-
Whoops; not fixed again.
-
Bullpen of Anus.
-
Joe is a dildo.
