Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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OK, knock this off, Strop. -
Phew. Man, I miss not being terrified if Carl's pitching.
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Well, that was some hot nonsense going down that somehow worked out.
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[expletive] what the horsefeathers.
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Just be cool, Jake; giving up a run would be OK. Just get through 7 without melting down.
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Instead of making fun of him, maybe you should try to talk to him. Take a mentor role. Dude has been here longer than Duke and is probably older than him, too.
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EAT SHEETS, JEETS: http://deadspin.com/miami-dade-county-to-derek-jeter-you-cannot-move-home-1797958928
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CIBS STUNK.
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Wasn't Trestman some kind of creepily skinny guy? He probably gave Jay the Thinner curse
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And I am always right about these things; Rizzo has a tiny face, La Stella looks like a seal, etc., etc.. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO NOT QUESTION ME.
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He's usually looked huskier than that. I mean, the moons over my hammy shot wasn't THAT long ago.
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Why would I possibly be saying he looked short.
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Why does that pic make him look so teensy. I mean, he was never a big dude, but that just looks weird.
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Joe vs. the bullpen:
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I'LL EVEN TAKE THAT WILSON MONSTER OVER THIS.
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EAT horsefeathers, GRIMM.
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Grimm, if you horsefeathers up this up, there will be....words.
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Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaah!
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This is even better than that Rockies game.
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Someone send Feldman's widow a ham.
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I can't believe I just saw all of that.
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Duke, seriously, just post this going forward when you do your thing:
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Calm down, Mr. President.
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I think Joe must have given Cubswin11 a ride in his RV today.
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Quick, someone talk about how Schwarber hit a single in the first!
