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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Probably because the only consistent thing about the Cubs is how many different ways they are finding to sniff butts.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    If Willson were alive, he'd have went out to the mound to calm him down. Willson Contreras has never calmed a damn thing down in his entire life. That runs completely contrary to the very essence of Willson Contreras.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    On the upside, every time the Cubs are fixed it's really exciting.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Ah, there's that Duke magic touch; Lester could only put off the inevitable for so long.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    YOU GOT LUCKY, DUKE.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    While my ruining of Contreras is the new hotness, we might be seeing a reminder of how Duke shattered Lester's world recently, too.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    esp bc this a particularly horrible game thread initial post sry derwood Your disrespect for GTA IV will not stand Lester was from V. YOU'RE GONNA BE FIRED FOR THIS BLUNDER.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Man, he's still got time; go set one up now. This team needs all the help it can get.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Way to drop the horsefeathering ball, Schwarber Fan.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Cardinal Cat's savage reign of terror is OVER: [tweet] [/tweet]
  11. Sammy Sofa
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I'M STROPIN'.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Demolish these stupid morons who thought living in a desert was a good idea.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Thank god, Baez.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Joe's kind of a dumb dildo.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    It worked pretty well last year Right, but the bullpen was mostly one guy. On paper, the bullpen seemed Royals-y immediately following the last two deadlines, only for guys to fall off. Such is the life for relievers, I suppose. Yeah, we were all expecting a Bullpen of Doom last year, but Strop and Rondon pretty much imploded right after they got Chapman and everyone else made up a pretty typically up and down bullpen.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    At least 4 horsefeathering relievers in a 7th inning that started against their horsefeathering 7-9 hitters.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    PRAY FOR THE DEAD
  19. Sammy Sofa
    horsefeathers this goober-looking tool.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    This dude is a horsefeathering bum until he's not.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    OK, that time was alright.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    STOP USING CARL.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Ugh, yeah, the bold part is ridiculous. It's showing up somewhat in baseball, too, but it's just at absurd levels with football.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    GUR CURBS.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS.
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