Sammy Sofa
-
Posts
98,021 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
206
Content Type
Profiles
Joomla Posts 1
Chicago Cubs Videos
Chicago Cubs Free Agent & Trade Rumors, Notes, & Tidbits
2026 Chicago Cubs Top Prospects Ranking
News
2023 Chicago Cubs Draft Picks
Guides & Resources
2024 Chicago Cubs Draft Picks
The Chicago Cubs Players Project
2025 Chicago Cubs Draft Pick Tracker
Blogs
Events
Forums
Store
Gallery
Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
-
David's going to be able to tell people about so many hard-hit outs from this series. -
You know it's bad when David is resorting to defending an obviously made up person. I mean, the idea that someone named "Vic Caratini" exists? Get the horsefeathers outta here with that.
-
Random In-season Musings and Rumors
Sammy Sofa replied to Post Count Padder's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
The FO would have been better off just spending their money on a "Cuban Pete" cassingle. -
1 hit and 4 k's through 3 against Zach Davies. What the hell is in the water in Milwaukee?
-
Stick to explaining jokes.
-
Sexcellent.
-
Finish this, Wade.
-
Of course Heyward dongs when I go off to take a dump. THANKS A LOT, horsefeathers BREAK.
-
Montgomery's got nothing.
-
What is this dumb nonsense. You guys suck too much tonight to be risking such things.
-
I still believe in you Willson. Show the scum how it is done.
-
Just prolonging the misery. SO CRUEL.
-
Oh man, Uehara? Pack it in.
-
Bryant's gotta do this here, and then he and Jay can horsefeathers all over everyone else for being completely useless against a team of bums.
-
15 flubberloving strikeouts.
-
The 5-8 spots have been magnificent tonight. MAGNIFICENT.
-
The Cardinals and Pirates are, of course, getting their asses beat. WIN THIS STUPID GAME.
-
Jesus, go eat a horsefeathering pine cone, Schwarber.
-
At least one of Schwarber, Happ or Baez has to redeem themselves for being bum-ass hack machines.
-
Live by the dong; die without the dong.
-
This game is a butt.
