Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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So yesterday they score when I'm taking a horsefeathers, and today it's when I go take a shower. Guess I have to spend every Cubs game in the bathroom now. Who knew all that piss breaking is what was actually keeping Dexter from ending up in baseball hell. -
i mean how can you not know who he is? he came in the big bonifacio/russell deadline deal of 2014 he's not real I think somebody spilled a Surge all over their CPU.
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David's going to be able to tell people about so many hard-hit outs from this series.
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You know it's bad when David is resorting to defending an obviously made up person. I mean, the idea that someone named "Vic Caratini" exists? Get the horsefeathers outta here with that.
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Random In-season Musings and Rumors
Sammy Sofa replied to Post Count Padder's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
The FO would have been better off just spending their money on a "Cuban Pete" cassingle. -
1 hit and 4 k's through 3 against Zach Davies. What the hell is in the water in Milwaukee?
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Stick to explaining jokes.
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Sexcellent.
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Finish this, Wade.
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Of course Heyward dongs when I go off to take a dump. THANKS A LOT, horsefeathers BREAK.
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Montgomery's got nothing.
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What is this dumb nonsense. You guys suck too much tonight to be risking such things.
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I still believe in you Willson. Show the scum how it is done.
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Just prolonging the misery. SO CRUEL.
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Oh man, Uehara? Pack it in.
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Bryant's gotta do this here, and then he and Jay can horsefeathers all over everyone else for being completely useless against a team of bums.
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15 flubberloving strikeouts.
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The 5-8 spots have been magnificent tonight. MAGNIFICENT.
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The Cardinals and Pirates are, of course, getting their asses beat. WIN THIS STUPID GAME.
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Jesus, go eat a horsefeathering pine cone, Schwarber.
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At least one of Schwarber, Happ or Baez has to redeem themselves for being bum-ass hack machines.
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Live by the dong; die without the dong.
