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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Some sound advice in the wake of that: http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/yt.gif
  2. Sammy Sofa
    That's not actually Rosenthal's Twitter.
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    Painful hyperextension gif spoilered: [spoil][/spoil]
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Probably. But I don't think I'm delusional about them or anything. I know they're not that good and that they could easily lose the division. I've come to terms with that already. But I'm not ready to throw in the towel on these losers yet, so it definitely will sting if it happens. I'm going with the mantra I came up with for Wilson: "they're bums until they're not."
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Look, it's not every day you face a talent as impressive as Patrick Corbin; no shame in getting shut out by a stud like that. TIP YOUR CAPS, FELLAS.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Just wait until the Pirates sneak into the equation, too.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Poor Duke. His heart is going to break twice as hard as everyone else's.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/44272-Abandon-All-Hope.gif
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    Probably because the only consistent thing about the Cubs is how many different ways they are finding to sniff butts.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    If Willson were alive, he'd have went out to the mound to calm him down. Willson Contreras has never calmed a damn thing down in his entire life. That runs completely contrary to the very essence of Willson Contreras.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    On the upside, every time the Cubs are fixed it's really exciting.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Ah, there's that Duke magic touch; Lester could only put off the inevitable for so long.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    YOU GOT LUCKY, DUKE.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    While my ruining of Contreras is the new hotness, we might be seeing a reminder of how Duke shattered Lester's world recently, too.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    esp bc this a particularly horrible game thread initial post sry derwood Your disrespect for GTA IV will not stand Lester was from V. YOU'RE GONNA BE FIRED FOR THIS BLUNDER.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Man, he's still got time; go set one up now. This team needs all the help it can get.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Way to drop the horsefeathering ball, Schwarber Fan.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Cardinal Cat's savage reign of terror is OVER: [tweet] [/tweet]
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  22. Sammy Sofa
    I'M STROPIN'.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Demolish these stupid morons who thought living in a desert was a good idea.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Thank god, Baez.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Joe's kind of a dumb dildo.
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