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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Somehow I knew how that worked, but had no idea how the DH spot worked in a lineup.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Vintage Jake's xFIP was MUCH lower.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    I really need him to go on a run of excellence because I'm sick of ME complaining about him.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    He hilariously becomes a .300, 40 HR guy in every season of The Show that I play Chief programmer: that sulley guy from that one Cubs message board
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Seems like that could be simplified very easily:
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Nah, he's just a religious weirdo. http://www.kansascity.com/sports/mlb/kansas-city-royals/article69873697.html In can be, and likely is (especially after finding that out), two things.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    I feel like Dan would be a HUGE fan of Talkin' 'Bout Turtle.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Man, that goofy motherhugger somehow got even goofier-looking: http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/596129.jpg
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Sounds like somebody's a little worried about getting out ahead of something.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Dovydas Neverauskas? Who is this guy, sulley's gulag keeper?
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Pedro knows what to do.
  12. Sammy Sofa
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Great strategery, Pirates.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Look at the fear the Seal inspires.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    HEY EVERYONE. AN OLD MAN IS DONGING.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    THE REAL SEAL WITH BILL MCNEIL.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Side note - I'm mad that Happ is doing this "interview after HR thing" because it hurts the image I have of Happ being a soulless serial killer I've justified it in that one day he will slaughter everyone he interviews, and then the footage of him doing the interviews will be his hideous trophies. Also: the moment with Baez can be seen as sinister if you look at his smile as being something like this:
  18. Sammy Sofa
    If Baez can make this soulless creep smile like that, then he truly is El Mago.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    I find it odd that anyone would think getting worked up over a team not scoring at all for just shy of FIVE COMPLETE GAMES would be "meatballery." I mean, there's meatballin', and then there's recognizing that that would be a flat out horrendous stretch of offense, especially for a team like the Cubs. This is what the Royals are doing. They haven't scored since the 2nd inning on Thursday. I suppose no take would be too hot, short of a Bryzzo demotion or something, if we ever experienced that. Yes, I know that's what the Royals have been doing. You were asking if people could "withhold the meatballery" if the Cubs had done the same thing.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    http://deadspin.com/the-mets-have-shut-down-david-wright-and-his-battered-b-1798524058 Man, the Mets are the worst, but I can't help but feel bad for Wright. Guy would have had a legit slam dunk HOF career if not for his body just completely falling apart.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    you better turn out better than we got the whole 9 did with justin wilson on this Before I remembered that that was someone's screen name, I read this sentence, like, 5 times thinking I was having a stroke.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    I find it odd that anyone would think getting worked up over a team not scoring at all for just shy of FIVE COMPLETE GAMES would be "meatballery." I mean, there's meatballin', and then there's recognizing that that would be a flat out horrendous stretch of offense, especially for a team like the Cubs.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Defensive metrics make me an even bigger idiot than normal, but FG seems to be showing it wouldn't that crazy at all for someone else to get it (unless 2B SS defensive numbers are down across the board).
  24. Sammy Sofa
    FEEL THE REAL SEAL ZEAL.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    While playing him in the OF would be adorable insanity, I would happily take his bat in the lineup over stankin' Heyward, which is a thing I never thought I would say. Don't look at Heyward's OPS for the last month. http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llr63k9gRn1qf3q8io1_500.gif
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