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  1. Counterpoint: Harry Caray was horsefeathering garbage, Len & JD are hilarious and awesome, and them handling the guest is much more entertaining than placating the meatballs with a slobbering wreck. Ok. This I agree with completely. Though I never really had an issue with Harry. He didn't really add much to the broadcast but I was a dumb kid so it kinda evened out. I'm sure I would hate him now bc Len and JD (hell or even Bob) are so much better. But at the time I didn't care. I mean, they don't even use a clip of him earlier in his career with the Cubs; they gotta get him at his sloppiest. Dude was already a drunken wreck by the time he got to the Cubs, but he at least had games where he could keep it together. Using a clip of him post-stroke is just no good.
  2. Damn, Heyward getting the shaft two AB's in a row. He needs whatever he get, you jerks.
  3. fullback no. Which "celebrity" would you miss most? It's a tradition (like it or not) that's going to survive. Trying to listen to Len and JD make awkward conversation with some random person sucks. Just play the damn video and get it over with imo Counterpoint: Harry Caray was horsefeathering garbage, Len & JD are hilarious and awesome, and them handling the guest is much more entertaining than placating the meatballs with a slobbering wreck.
  4. If that lineup doesn't score a bajillion runs on these mutts then I give up.
  5. [tweet] [/tweet]
  6. Beef Not-Feeling-So-Wellington: http://deadspin.com/welington-castillo-taken-to-hospital-after-getting-hit-1803766536
  7. The merciful off day has passed and it's now time for more of the ongoing parade of cruelty and spite that is (are?) the 2017 Cubs. Marvel as they try not to collectively poop their pants! Thrill as Joe starts huffing plastic bags filled with gasoline before the stretch! Cheer as more bats fly into the crowd than dongs! Quintana horsefeathering looks like he's 48.
  8. He's a horsefeathering bum until he's not, just like the rest of them.
  9. Nah, it's the Bartman Group.
  10. What, you're pretending Lackey doesn't exist?
  11. Wait, were dongs down THAT much in the past week? Or are most of us tending to have the same players at this point and they were all just slumping? Because that seems like a pretty drastic drop for almost everyone when everyone has having double digit gains for a while there.
  12. http://i.imgur.com/ia7BHlp.gif That sketch was hysterical, but literally everything in that gif makes me want to barf.
  13. I keep trying to find a gif of Kramer going "you STINK," but no dice. PetermanRealityTour would have nailed it...did this dying offense start when he got the boot? BRING HIM BACK.
  14. Jesus Christ. I've got a raging doom boner going right now, but come on; of course it's nothing like "the collapse of 'XX" the horsefeathering SEASON AFTER THEY FINALLY WON THE WS.
  15. Time for you to become Cubs Offense Fan (not that you fixed the other guys).
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