Sammy Sofa
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Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels
Sammy Sofa replied to CaliforniaRaisin's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Yeah, Theo does only one type of pouring. should be poring anyway, right? -
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WELL SON OF A BITCH. http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/sallydraperboys527.gif
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your jokes are as hit or miss as schwarber. the dongs are massive and majestic tho. I do what I can.
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Oh my god, David is somehow every "well, white people do this like DOO-DOO-DOO-DOOO" punchline come to life, even though that's technically not accurate.
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Yeah, between '84 and '95 I was between the ages of 5 and 16, so while I preferred the Cubs because of my dad (and stupidly assuming that '84 Cubs meant they must usually be a good team), I definitely also had a ton of White Sox baseball cards and posters and gear. The black and white Sox paraphernalia was cool as horsefeathers in the early 90's.
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Man, that has the real potential to be a catastrophic 5-7. Here's hoping at least Schwarber manages to keep that from happening. Also: I KNEW Joe was gonna start Jay in St. Louis. fun fact - schwarber has been a better offensive player than baez (by a hair) even including his catastrophic start (just saying since you didn't include him as potential catastrophe). that said, both have been far from catastrophic lately schwarber .259/.349/.560 .380 wOBA 133 wRC+ (33% K, 11% BB) in 189 PA since being called back up .257/.347/.553 .377 wOBA 131 wRC+ in second half javy .296/.345/.534 .360 wOBA 120 wRC+ (30.2%K 6.8% BB) in second half jay is just kind of super average at the plate so w/e. heyward sucks ass though. Fun fact: Schwarber has had an unfortunate trend of alternating between dongmaster and multi-k monstrosity at the drop of a game, so don't pretend you didn't know what I was talking about, you filthy, Cubs-abandoning, Bears-lover. GET BACK TO YOUR CUCKS VS. BUCS GAME THREAD AND STAY THERE.
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they aren't in st louis WELL SON OF A BITCH.
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Man, that has the real potential to be a catastrophic 5-7. Here's hoping at least Schwarber manages to keep that from happening. Also: I KNEW Joe was gonna start Jay in St. Louis.
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Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels
Sammy Sofa replied to CaliforniaRaisin's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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I can't find a gif of the terribad scene of the dog snagging that pigeon in mid-flight and it's killing me.
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Hopefully Joe learned his lesson about tinkering last night and won't do anything dumb with the lineup today. The Megabat Corbs will be needed as Martinez has a knack for striking dudes out, so they gotta strike while the dong is hot. Keep swinging them mighty bats and cruise to victory, dammit. http://media.ifc.com/img/fix/mad_men_animated_gifs/10_peggy_skating.gif Now would be the time I'd rant about how much I can't stand Lackey and his stupid face, but I'm gonna take the high road, turn over a new leaf and keep it real cool. I am above you, Lackey.
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Preview of the Mets' flight home:
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What's even more rare than second half Jay having a good AB?
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Joe in the dugout before that inning:
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BOY, THIS SURE SEEMS LIKE A GOOD CHOICE, IF ONLY THEY COULD HAVE KNOWN.
