Sammy Sofa
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What, are those dudes known for pooping their pants or something? -
Well, except for whatever opposing team moiderizes him into a another dimension.
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Calm down, you crush-addled manbaby. Nobody is taking away your precious Mr. Bisquick.
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It's top shelf and should be his official nickname now and forever. Mr. Biscuit is so much better. Also, Lou Gehrig used to be called Biscuit Pants cuz his butt stuck out. Does Trubisky's butt stick out? Yeah, MINE was the reach...
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It's top shelf and should be his official nickname now and forever.
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OK, all you Captain Stubbinsky fans explain to me why you want him playing out there already on a team that's apparently made up of Popsicle sticks and knockoff Go-Bot figures. Like, isn't the OL decimated and all of the WR spontaneously combusted? What the heck is he going to do out there besides trying to not get killed?
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OK, all you Captain Stubbinsky fans explain to me why you want him playing out there already on a team that's apparently made up of Popsicle sticks and knockoff Go-Bot figures. Like, isn't the OL decimated and all of the WR spontaneously combusted? What the heck is he going to do out there besides trying to not get killed?
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Well that's definitely comforting. I'm just irrationally terrified (shocking, right?) of the game series we have there coming up. You should be.
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You're such an angry, angry person.
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I mean, uh, er, LIKE ANY OF THIS MATTERS. Only dorks believe in things like this.
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Hell, this has been probably with everyone focusing a good 75% of them on just Don, Pete, Peggy, Joan and Roger. Every ongoing supporting character on the show has at least dozens and dozens of gifs, and that's about 20 or so characters outside of those 5.
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I just thought calling the Mets "the real reason Lane Pryce killed himself" (uh, several years old spoiler alert after the fact, I guess) was a sick burn, bro when I was coming up with the game thread for game #2 against them. Then when I was starting the next one I mistakenly thought the Mets came up a LOT on Mad Men, but my search for those gifs reminded me, "oh yeah; there's a metric horsefeathers TON of MM gifs out there."
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DON'T RUIN THIS, YOU GOONS. http://static.celebuzz.com/uploads/2015/05/Mad-Men-Manson-Brothers.gif
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http://madbetty.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ACaLqEf.gif
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Cubs looking over the remaining regular season schedule:
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Once he's a Cub, sure. Until then? Getouttahere...
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http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/tumblr_n5g2tybzf11qfk4jio2_500.gif?w=650
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First mistake: watching football.
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Everyone needs to get in on the hot Mad Men gif game, but let's move it to this new thread since the old one was getting a little rank... So the vaunted Cubs have won 6 games in a row, including a sweep of their hated rivals the Cardinals! http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/GlenBishipGif.gif Sally, I assure you, it's true, and you really should be focused instead on how horsefeathering HOT Glen got. Bob, trust me, I'm sober as a church mouse; the Cubs are kicking ass left and right! If you don't believe me, check in on how the Cardinals are doing right now: So everyone join in and join the victory parade, dammit.
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Good job keeping it going while I was away, folks. Party back at my place.
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All-you-can-eat BBQ? Man, I wish. I am leaving this game thread in everyone's capable hands:
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Gigantic Willy Style - The Willson Contreras Thread
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Disagree You're right that's bad. He can playfully reach out 1-2 times on twitter to all the porn stars he wants.
