Sammy Sofa
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Hell yeah. Get those runs back and then some. Go fight a goose, Mets. -
horsefeathers him; he's been tolerable at best the whole time they had him. Launch him into the lake. In fairness, his 2015 was fairly good, way more than tolerable. In fairness, he's an unremarkable reliever who should go sniff farts and deserves nothing but shunning and chewing gum stuck to his shoes.
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horsefeathers him; he's been tolerable at best the whole time they had him. Launch him into the lake.
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Thanks for the mercy k, ump.
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Never use him ever again.
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FFS, Grimm and Wilson can't even do the mop-up guy thing.
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Don't listen to these yammering Pollyannas; Montgomery being banished back to the pen is likely due in no small part to how hopelessly terrible Wilson has looked, and he deserves nothing but scorn.
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Baez having himself quite the evening.
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Charmed Brewers get Marlins series moved to Milwaukee
Sammy Sofa replied to Schwarber Fan's topic in General Baseball Talk
Because a hurricane hit Texas. The Rangers stadium was fine, and the Rangers offered as much. The Astros wanted it count as their road game and have the Rangers come to Houston late in the year when they were scheduled as home. They split the baby and left the state Yeah, that's what they settled on; the Marlins apparently don't have a problem going to Milwaukee. Oh well. -
This pitching is gonna be a nightmare in the playoffs.
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Charmed Brewers get Marlins series moved to Milwaukee
Sammy Sofa replied to Schwarber Fan's topic in General Baseball Talk
They haven't always done that. There was going to be a home team in the series anyway, so it's really not a big deal that that gets flipped because of extraordinary circumstances. As recently as a few weeks ago, Texas vs. Houston was moved to Tampa. Because a hurricane hit Texas. -
Leadoff HR's aside, Lester is looking like butt.
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Charmed Brewers get Marlins series moved to Milwaukee
Sammy Sofa replied to Schwarber Fan's topic in General Baseball Talk
When this has happened previously they've moved these games to neutral ground...I think that's the bone of contention here. That's how Zambrano ended up with a no-no against the Astros in Milwaukee. They haven't always done that. There was going to be a home team in the series anyway, so it's really not a big deal that that gets flipped because of extraordinary circumstances. -
Charmed Brewers get Marlins series moved to Milwaukee
Sammy Sofa replied to Schwarber Fan's topic in General Baseball Talk
Are you... Are you mad at a hurricane? Man, this has taken your weather vendetta to new extremes. -
You can despoilerize that ubiquitous scene sammy sofa enjoying the world series victory
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Maybe Wilson stinks because he got shot in the horsefeathering face by some boozed up Chevy executives.
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He's definitely the Heyward of the show.
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He drank himself sober. He's graduated from later seasons Don Draper-drunk to first season Don Draper-drunk.
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Oh yeah, that's the stuff. Drinky Joe ain't THAT drunk.
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Yes, everyone understands sample size. People are going to vent when a big pitching acquisition has been THIS terrible as soon as he joined the team. It's swell he hasn't given up a HR yet, but that's small comfort when pretty much every other key stat looks like garbage since he became a Cub. He's just pitching like absolute butt right now, and you can stuff your sorries in a sack, pal.
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He was obviously talking about how Warren immediately turned to garbage after getting to the Cubs, and not what Adam Warren is doing this year, which is just a heaping helping of salt on that particular wound (NEVER 4GET U, STARLIN). And "mentally screwed up?" Seems a lot more simple to blame it on his shitty pitching thus far as a Cub.
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Go horsefeathering figure. Hopefully now that Schwarber's done tossing nickles to orphans or whatever and Contreras is back after getting eliminated from MILF Island, Joe will stay sober and keep giving us the sleek, sexy lineup that went into a dong frenzy on Tuesday. Also: Wilson should be dropped through a trapdoor.
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How was this guy ever good.
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Holy horsefeathers, this guy is a maximum turd.
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OK, what is the endgame for Baez's hair?
