Sammy Sofa
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Yeesh; I'd take the the completely forgettable Brewers winning the division a thousand times over the vile Cardinals. -
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Fc9elLu.gif Acceptance, my friend; we're all already there and waiting for you.
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As pointed out on Tuesday, the pitchers they were going to face for five straight days were pretty talented. Whew, good thing if they get through this they don't to worry about anything like that going forward!
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Yeah, Duker is looking rough on this one right now. Because with 19 games left, we are two games ahead of them. Which means either they aren't the garbage team he has stressed all year that they are, or we aren't quite as #wearegood as he thinks. That said, let's hope the Cubs win the division and his ultimate prediction will still shine through. It's looking rougher for the guy who has been saying since May that the Brewers were going to win the division, considering they still trail the Cubs. http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Fc9elLu.gif
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Willson's gonna fit back in with no problem.
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Hahahah! He horsefeathering failed before I could even post that.
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If Heyward comes through here, he can suck all he wants for the rest of his contract.
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Do the Cubs hate Duke?
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Every AB is a stale beer fart.
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That is a truly disgusting lineup.
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Russell has been trash all year. There's no way you should want Zobrist in over him this year; at the very least you get him and Baez doing delicious defensive things.
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Never. Nothing has been good in the world since the Cubs won the WS.
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I would be very surprised if this team didn't win the division, but I would also be very surprised if they managed to do jack diddly squat in the playoffs.
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If the Cubs collapse I'm genuinely worried it'll push Duke over the edge. Those cruel bastards better not break that sweet bastard's innocent heart!
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Hey man, gotta set the table for a sick cleanup hitter like Zobrist.
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I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread
Sammy Sofa replied to NOLA's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
It's still insane to deem someone doomed after one game. Our sexy, cool criticisms of Heyward are clearly based on hard science. -
I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread
Sammy Sofa replied to NOLA's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Fixed that for you, homie. -
http://www.bleachernation.com/2017/09/09/beware-of-voodoo-brewers-made-a-javy-baez-doll-out-of-baseballs-in-the-dugout/
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Uh, one of these dudes is not like the others. With Bryant it's weird because he's so good otherwise. Zobrist has been a broken old man for most of the season.
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This is the dumbest first place season ever.
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I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread
Sammy Sofa replied to NOLA's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Crawford at least had the decency to be almost 30 when the season where he fell off of cliff happened. Heyward was just horsefeathering 26. -
This is such a bizarrely casual game. It seems more like it's being played by two teams completely out of competition.
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Holy horsefeathers; Bryant really DOES only have 59 RBI. That's....insanity.
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Why am I watching this instead of more Bojack?
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horsefeathers Lackey; he crushes spirits early and dooms them to a slow death because they're too sad to score at least 3 measly runs.
