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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Soriano managed an almost 15 fWAR with the Cubs in about 5 seasons' worth of play.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Imagine how much he'll such when the balls aren't juiced. He won't hit anything past the mound.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    GOOD JOB, GOD BOY.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    He's probably just gonna be another Daryle Ward.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Thudbutt's been pretty rank for about a month now.
  6. Sammy Sofa
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Black Twitter, do your thing. These things are BRUTAL.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    They look like someone skinned Jabba the Hutt and then laced them up with the strings from Crown Royal bags.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    The dude in the seats just staring at it kills me every time.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    65-12 Falcons.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    That sounds like a particularly loathsome sex act.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, I'm pissed they moved the game, too; work is DRAGGING today, and I need me some afternoon baseball. You better not have me waiting for some sucking, you sucky sucks.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Joe passed out half and hour ago.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    I think you're alone on #2. horsefeathers them. Yes, I am bitter. But I am relishing every minute of this after all the stupid articles about them being the best team ever. I hope they win 102 games, have a lower RD than the 2016 Cubs and then lose in the NLDS. #-o http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/09/spicy.gif
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Lester is balls wild.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Dude who routinely declares any Cubs loss to be "the worst loss of the season" mocks dude for getting worked up.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Great job winning this terrible, terrible game, you assmunches.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    What a terrible/wonderful called strike 3.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Thank horsefeathering Jeebus.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    This is the dumbest horsefeathering game.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Seal Boy gonna be our hero, baby.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Well, Italian food IS pretty damn carb-heavy.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Time for the vaunted bullpen?
  24. Sammy Sofa
    They're bums until they're not, so go stuff your ninnies in a sack.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    The vaunted Cubs offense.
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