Sammy Sofa
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That was the first gif of the thread, dude. http://www.breakingbadgifs.com/gifs/gifs/walter-white/breaking-bad-gif-walter-white-0107730.gif -
But seriously; "Dansby Swanson" is the worst name ever, right? Right? Guys. http://78.media.tumblr.com/6545b45c443b056dfeafd7e23ef1954b/tumblr_inline_mu215k3ffG1s96otq.gif
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That was the first gif of the thread, dude.
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Hey, Cubs. Dinner's on me if you stop being jerkstores. http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2013/09/tumblr_mqmxklaVSM1somvqno2_250.gif
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Willson could turn this whole dumb team around right here. http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d08b11574a346f41d15438b8158f27e/tumblr_n1wanthM5y1rzvz2ro1_250.gif http://25.media.tumblr.com/681119a5be16cd2e88bc4bfb9837b50f/tumblr_n1wanthM5y1rzvz2ro2_r1_250.gif
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Hey, I like this Yu! Stick around, homie.
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Benintendi was the guy we apparently like the most in that draft and it seemed like he was going to make it to us then the Sox got him 2 picks ahead and we took Happ. Overall that’s been a very solid draft so far. I think 4-6 of the top 15 guys have already made MLB. My dude, I am not seriously slamming the Cubs' draft because I have no horsefeathering clue who they drafted. I'm just venting until the suckage is done.
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Let's ask it:
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I guess I care about Dansby Swanson now (besides his stupid name) in that I immediately wish the Cubs had him instead of this hot dog package of turds.
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Da horsefeathers was Schwarber looking for.
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This game is already almost half an hour in. Yu're killing us.
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HEY, YU: DBAA.
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It's me, so of course not. He's probably a top #10 prospect or something, but whatever; here's how much another team's boring-ass prospect means to me:
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AHAHAHAH! And he's followed up by "Dansby Swanson!" Alright, you got us, Braves.
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Holy horsefeathers; this dude's name is for real "Preston Tucker." http://www.breakingbadgifs.com/gifs/gifs/walter-white-jr/breaking-bad-gif-walter-white-jr-611464.gif
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Bryant on the rest of these loser Corbs he's saddled with:
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Stop giving bum ass teams hope and just go at them like this, fools: http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f0170e344a406b6025f1128d2c5f220/tumblr_n381j5XWWr1qglx18o1_250.gif
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The Barves' lineup:
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FTfY
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