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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    We all know it. He is very hard to miss on Chicago sports Twitter and at some point months ago it didn't take much connecting of dots to realize it was the same guy with the same horrific takes. Someone needs to find Sontensei's twitter handle, his Tourette induced outbursts have to be somewhere in the Jesse Rogers' twitter wasteland. Or that cynosure guy that used to also post here, too.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Boooooooooooooo.
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  4. Sammy Sofa
    Heck yeah.
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  6. Sammy Sofa
    Diceman, it's your time to shine.
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  8. Sammy Sofa
    Hahahah! Baez's complete and total refusal to walk pays off.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    This is clearly the best possible lineup right now, therefore it will inexplicably score only 2 runs after they scored, like, 50 in the last 5 games, BECAUSE BASEBALL IS INSANE.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Willson just ruined this Chris Sabo-looking motherhugger's day.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I'm reading that as saying that you have to go down to Hell to eat Chicago pizza, which sounds about right.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Frank Stallone.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Plus this winning streak is SO much more enjoyable than the last winning streak, which was basically held together by Popsicle sticks and a glue gun.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    And cost us at least one winnable playoff game There is almost zero horsefeathering chance Chatwood starts a playoff game.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Just kiding: he just walks too many guys.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    What to do with Chatwood? Too much of a walker for Pitchingtown. Too much of a pitcher for Walkingtown.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    It cracks me up when Baez loses his mind when dudes are on base or because someone else has just hit a huge dong. You just know everything is out the window and he is just SWINGING.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Shades of D(ong)-Lee on that one.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    What a nightmare person.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Nah; South Side is cool as hell despite the Sox.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    He's like a horse AND a lion.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Trout and Bryant are just boring dudes. Harper is a majestic, entertaining stallion.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    That person was probably the victim of vacation drinking, too.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Actually, that sounds like it WOULDN'T be a wasted vacation day! http://33.media.tumblr.com/918b30f80a8624f0493159d250f4ef87/tumblr_no1fy75h3x1qcy1c2o2_1280.gif
  25. Sammy Sofa
    This is a perfect example of Dave Attel's "drinking = time travel" bit.
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