Sammy Sofa
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NL Central: Reds, Pirates and others
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in General Baseball Talk
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This is my fetish.
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Top of the Cubs' lineup, and then it'll be the bottom of the Brewers'. End this now.
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Uggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Feels like they REALLY let them off the hook; Knebel looked like horsefeathers.
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That was maybe the absolute worst AB I've ever seen him take.
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Baez, seriously: what the [expletive] horsefeathers are you swinging at.
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Give 'em enough Strop, baby. Time to stomp some dreams, Baez.
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HOLD UNTIL RELIEVED.
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FUCKIN' WAR CRIMINAL UMP.
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Knebel can't even nibble.
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Alright, maybe Willson will be the one who discovers that the greatest dong of all was inside of him this whole time.
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Just take the walk, Anthony.
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And yet somehow neither of them ended up with the power.
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OR THAT.
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[expletive], how does he not just annihilate that?
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BRING THE DAGGER, KRIS.
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Muahahahahahaaaaah!
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Blast this doofy-looking mofo into the sun.
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I'm pretty sure Justin Wilson is a sentient butt plug, but I'm gonna sit back this time and defer to him supposedly being fixed.
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http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/fckya.gif
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Fuckin' come on and just get outta this without having to burn a horsefeathering reliever already.
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Is this a thing? I’ve never heard of this being a thing? Look at batting averages. Michael.
