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    Post trade Verlander >>> Pre trade Verlander >>> Current version of Cole Hamels. No one is expecting a 1.06 ERA down the stretch, but if Hamels could drop his ERA by 2.7 runs, I think everyone would appreciate it. Mostly because it would bother you: Hamels xFIP: 4.18 Verlander 2017 Tigers xFIP: 4.41 Meh.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    i had forgotten just how bad he was last year, wow 4.15 HR/9, unbelievable. Matt Andriese delivered a similar gift after being traded to Arizona: https://deadspin.com/lights-go-out-on-diamondbacks-game-pedro-gomez-briefly-1827993632 Ouch.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    I feel like all of the Verlander mentions seem to be dancing around the perception that he was traded to the Astros and THEN started kicking ass again, but dude was born again baller well before that.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Right, but I don't think Russell is keeping Javy from playing more and Russell is still valuable and plays the SS position better than Javy does. Yes, I was agreeing.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Russell's...OK. But Baez's freakish ascension shouldn't be stacked unfairly against Addison not living up to expectations.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Oh man, I forgot about that; you guys read even crazier now than you did then.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Why?
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Does Liam Neesons even still post here? Hopefully, since it's his turn again.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive], I'm so annoyed with Russell.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Joe giving up one run games has been cool. If there's anyone who knows how to run this so-called Super Bullpen, it's sure as horsefeathers not Maddon.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    These chumbuckets better use their rage to unleash hell.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Go horsefeathers yourself, Baseball God.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Lester's pitched ok. was a good pitch to freese there and cervelli's home run was a joke. Then maybe 3-1 then. Hope the Pirates can’t come back on us Lester's pitching is like jazz; it's the outs he DOESN'T get where you can really find the true magic.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Ol' stonefeet.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Lester is festering.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Unfortunately this applies to his pitching, too.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    A couple of the games I went to in Chicago were with friends who really don't follow baseball, and I feel like me trying to explain what a baseball mutant freak Baez is made me sound like a lunatic. It was probably the jeans in 80+ degree heat You turds have no idea what heat is unless you have to live in the garbage hot sponge that is Virginia. I was chilly as horsefeathers at the games in the shade.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    But how will we ever find out about their FRIENDS' hot moms?
  20. Sammy Sofa
    lol he's doing this with a 3 percent walk rate, it seems impossible. A couple of the games I went to in Chicago were with friends who really don't follow baseball, and I feel like me trying to explain what a baseball mutant freak Baez is made me sound like a lunatic.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    This is, of course, actually a sex thing.
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    Oh, horsefeathers; it's Almora if Baez can't do this. Thanks, Joe.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Get this damn run in or I'm gonna rage barf.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Look, when you're #20 in dongs, you just gotta give it up to #19 sometimes.
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