Sammy Sofa
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chatwood 5 straight days I'm willing to witness the brutal sacrifice that must occur for the greater good.
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Pull up some turd from the minors or something, and cast Chatwood out of the castle keep's walls and force him to wander the desert in nothing but tattered rags. -
This feels like a really screwed up, masochistic version of egomania that would have this nightmare still starting games at this point. What are they possibly seeing that makes them think he's not just a complete mess at this point?
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I skipped work to go to that game, brought a date along, and, just to completely ruin this for everyone FOREVER, totally got laid. http://a.fod4.com/misc/douches.gif
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Sunday is the first of my going to five games in a row, so since that's five guaranteed losses they might as well just send Clark out there or something.
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Wait, Happ AND Russell? That seems like way too much. Though this did get me to check in on Starlin; hes having a nice little season, especially given that he's playing in the pit of suck and despair that is the Marlins.
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Jesus Christ; the Cubs haven't even hit 100 horsefeathering dongs.
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Whew. I know Wilson's been a lot better, but the dude terrifies me every time he comes in.
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WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
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Nah, you don't think it's likely he signs with the Yankees?
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If Rizzo leads off with a dong all is forgiven.
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yeah Im not sure I will be able to handle it if the Yankees get Machado for a package of players similar to what they gave up for Stanton, which is about what I would expect. They're probably gonna end up with him anyway, so might as well have them giving up money and players to do it, even if the latter isn't very impressive.
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horsefeathers, Rizzo is up 4th. Dude's gonna hit into a triple play.
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Has Rizzo been getting into Joe's stash or something?
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That was a...uh...INTRIGUING AB, Kyle.
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Baez is one swell human being.
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Damn, he really has turned into Heyward.
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Ump drunk.
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That was a swell turnaround AB, KB. Rizzo, get your horsefeathers together, please.
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Time for the olllllllllllllll' Vegas Mormon Shocker.
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Here's hoping this guy makes the Giants actually say BLAAAAAAAAAACH.
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Rizzo is the new Heyward (gotta always have a Heyward).
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Welcome back, Poopypants McGoo.
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Let them have their measly dong; now that the CLUBES are behind this early they'll score at least 14 runs on these Gigantic Babies.
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Say it out loud please. That data means nothing on its own. http://i.imgur.com/0PL5j.gif
