Sammy Sofa
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Hahaha! This dude's name is Cory Spangenberg*. *Please be assured I could not possibly give less of a horsefeathers if he was hotshot prospect #23 in the Dorkus Malorkus Book of Spells for Jerks at some point. -
tinyface. hugedong.
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Hey, Unsolved Mysteries is pitching!
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The name Hunter Renfroe is like a punch to the spine.
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The scene at 3B now:
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This damn ump.
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Seal Boy resurgence!
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A Cubs SP set up to go into the 7th? What could possibly go wrong?
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What an AB.
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Looking at Baez laying off those pitches via Gameday is kinda terrifying, like watching Skynet slowly figuring out that its alive.
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And here I thought we were in the clear for now because it was the 4th.
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And a 4.66 FIP Right but you were talking about giving up runs. He was just off in the sequencing; it's more like he tends to suck in the 1st, then again in the 3rd, and then REALLY suck in the 5th, with 4.50, 4.66 and 9.00 ERAs respectively: https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/split.fcgi?id=quintjo01&year=2018&t=p#innng::none
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Quintana has a 3.66 ERA since the 4/14 game against Atlanta where it was 34 degrees and sleeting the whole time. And a 4.66 FIP Yeah, dude's mostly been consistently butt all year. Hey, look at that slippery Seal Boy sauntering in to score via sac fly!
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are you my client?
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Zobrist? Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk Thats true, Zobrist is in a nice stretch too You dudes have a HUGE Contreras-shaped blind spot.
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Of course I get pulled away literally the pitch before Baez' dong.
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Hey, isn't that the Bears' QB batting 9th for the Padres?
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Quintana pitches like he's the human personification of a clenched butt.
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I'll enjoy tinyface's adventures from the leadoff spot a lot more when it's finally him, Bryant and Harper hitting 1-2-3; until then, it just reminds me how much of a MacGyver-ed together mess this team is right now run by a guy that even Bukowski would think is tying one on a little too hard (it's fun that this could apply to more than one person).
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Wait. Quintana pitched an efficient, painless, scoreless first inning?
