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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    "...and you're a Cubs starting pitcher, so go ahead and hit the showers."
  2. Sammy Sofa
    He's got a horsefeathering DH spot to play with, and Joe still manages to leave Bote out, while saddling Rizzo with the brutal 1-2 punch of August 2018 Russell and Almora. Against a RHP. It's Neifi-Macias-Lee all over again. He's almost impressively stubborn in his blind spots.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    After watching our starting pitching get beat up by the NL version of the Royals, I'm willing to go with it actually matters. [David]ACTUALLY, it's been scientifically proven that literally no 5 inning stretch of baseball matters, has mattered, or ever will matter.[/David]
  4. Sammy Sofa
    We’re just gonna have to take care of them ourselves in the 8 games left.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    So when the hell does the Brewers' "brutal" second half schedule start?
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Especially since they'd have to be begging for forgiveness from SO many dead ancestors.
  7. Sammy Sofa
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Unfortunately, that's the only time we'll ever see it happen.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Not a bat flip, but a pretty great bat flop: https://deadspin.com/carloz-gomez-has-more-fun-than-anyone-1828116653
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Who the hell is the beefy dude in the white tanktop?
  11. Sammy Sofa
    The Royals are literally the only team worse than....the Padres.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    If bukie can't quit being so pukey and not miss his turn for the third time, he's up next. Cubswin11, you're after him, so if he doesn't show within 2-3 hours of gametime, it's all you.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Rockies win! Challenged and got the call switched to a DP.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    I just want to point out that there's a person browsing this thread right now named Deb294evr. I clicked on the name at random and saw that this person joined waaaaaaaaaaay back on Aug 01, 2005 and has never posted. That is some INCREDIBLE dedication.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    1st and 2nd and 1 out for the Brewers.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Brewers get a single.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I wonder if Joe actually remembers Cishek exists more often than not.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    I was genuinely surprised to see that that was Zobrist's 8th dong this year. I figured he only had, like, 3.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Hopefully they go with Oh instead, who somehow has been pretty good for them this season.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, 1 out 3 relievers today was good! That's all you need to bullpen it up in the crunch.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    If Asuaje gets a hit, I'm going to have swung all the way around to just enjoying the debacle of it all.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    dont worry he's not part of the super bullpen. Sometimes you just gotta tip your cap; given up 10 runs to the Padres at home is something that a LOT of teams do.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.fadedindustry.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/cage-nic-laugh.gif
  24. Sammy Sofa
    It's always hilarious when Joe ends up having to use relievers he was trying so damn hard to avoid using in the first place because he's an obnoxious drunken dimwit.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Joe's approach to this game before it even started is like the Cubs have a horsefeathering 8-game lead in the division.
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