Sammy Sofa
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Come on, don't let the terrible bottom of their lineup beat you. Your team is still in this....finish him. -
Damn. Went running and to the gym for the first time in almost 2 weeks because the heat had been so hideous here and managed to kinda forget about the game, and then figured I'd get home to a pleasant surprise, like the Cubs up 6-3 and looking fired up.
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Lester is a narrowly avoided disaster so far.
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Russell's horsefeathering doomed, but I'm feeling like this is where Bryant breaks out in a big, big way for the rest of the stretch, and then promptly succumbs to Boneitis as soon as the season is over. Harper will sign with the Cubs and transcend to Trout-ian levels in his honor.
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I know right? I'm assuming you're talking about the random "choke you out" part lol? Also, choking people out isn't especially satisfying, for what its worth.
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AND much like Doc seemingly getting blown away by the terrorists, the Cubs are gonna sit up to reveal they've got a bulletproof vest on and the Brewers will crash into a photobooth and inexplicably just go away.
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Let's go with cocky Doc instead:
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See, the Cubs before the last series with the Brewers were George at the beginning of the scene, and the Brewers were Biff and the division was Lorrai-aw, this meaphor is gross.
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I'm at the, "stupidly confident that the Cubs are going to remember they're the Cubs and roll these chumps"-phase.
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Week 2: Seahawks @ Bears MNF on ESPN 7:15PM
Sammy Sofa replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Other Sports
Bears: 9 Seahawks: 45 -
That and the one in this thread. THE CUBS ARE TEARING US APART.
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[expletive], that is some random, gr-esque rage.
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This is true. And you gotta make the switch, Bryant Fan. Until you do, the headline on tomorrow's USA Today will forever be, "KRIS BRYANT SUCKS."
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http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2015/gifs/madmen-001.w529.h352.gif Dude; you gotta stick to themes:
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Baseball is garbage and we should hope it collapses before football does.
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Granted, a lot can happen when talking about a friggin' hurricane, but I'm pretty confident they're gonna not even end up getting on a plane for that stupid Thursday makeup game. That thing is getting called.
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Hey, sweet! Might get to have Thursday rained out, too, if that hurricane keeps headed for the Outer Banks.
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What an idiot.
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To load the bases in a 2-1 game?
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NOAA Fan Haha, nice. I’m a little concerned a few of those listed are beyond saving. Namely Russell and Almora. Bryant seems like the most likely comeback story, and is the most critical. Get it done, Weather Wizard.
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Duke Silver Fan.
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Let's discuss what Scharber Fan should change his name to: Russell Fan? Contreras Fan? Bryant Fan? Quintana Fan? Almora Fan? Heyward Fan part Deux?
