Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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I swear it feels like every damn hitter the Brewers have has somehow hit more home runs than, like, 90% of the Cubs roster. -
This is going to end in catastrophe. With catastrophe? Whichever's right.
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They're lining up to do it these days.
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https://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=0&type=8&season=2018&month=0&season1=2018&ind=0&team=0,ts&rost=&age=&filter=&players=0 https://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=0&type=8&season=2018&month=0&season1=2015&ind=0&team=0,ts&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&sort=20,d Now imagine that if they had some power worth a damn besides Baez and sometimes Rizzo. Why settle for great when you could settle for GODLINESS.
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YAYAYAY SCORESCORESCORE
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I'd complain about the offense going away again, but it never really showed up in the first place, did it?
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Haha game threads are truly a roller coaster ride
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He's a two-face.
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Why is this team barely hitting above league average for slugging.
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DUKE, SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HUGE DONGS.
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My kingdom for a Cub dong.
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Thank Christ. It was actually a strategic move to get the most dangerous part of their lineup out of the way sooner.
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STOP BEING SUCH A horsefeathering NERD.
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Watch these asshats score a bunch with a single swing, while the Cubs have to claw and scratch and pray for mistakes for every single horsefeathering run.
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Y'know, if Bryant wants to avoid things like that happening, he should really hit more dongs. Keep posting, Duke.
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Look, I know Bote sucks, but he's at least more enjoyably sucky than Seal Boy. FJM
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Baez so far in September: .257 .278 .429 .706 with a .400 BAbip and already 14 strikeouts. WAY too many guys struggling in the lineup right now.
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Week 1: Bears @ Stupid Cheeseheads 7:20pm NBC
Sammy Sofa replied to Old Style's topic in Other Sports
They're probably be better off with Stephen Tobolowsky instead. -
Yeah, Joe really needs to have a bunch of animals from Lincoln Park Zoo dressed up as cartoon characters brought over in his dumb RV, and then allow them to devour a mime or something. Go for maximum Stupid Joe Maddon Wackiness.
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POST, DUKE. POST LIKE YOU'VE NEVER POSTED BEFORE.
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I think someone mentioned that Duke hadn't posted since Thursday....which was the last time the Cubs won. What if Duke has somehow become the ultimate reverse jinx?
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Guys, this day might forever live in infamy.
