Sammy Sofa
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My kingdom for a Cub dong. -
Thank Christ. It was actually a strategic move to get the most dangerous part of their lineup out of the way sooner.
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STOP BEING SUCH A horsefeathering NERD.
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Watch these asshats score a bunch with a single swing, while the Cubs have to claw and scratch and pray for mistakes for every single horsefeathering run.
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Y'know, if Bryant wants to avoid things like that happening, he should really hit more dongs. Keep posting, Duke.
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Look, I know Bote sucks, but he's at least more enjoyably sucky than Seal Boy. FJM
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Baez so far in September: .257 .278 .429 .706 with a .400 BAbip and already 14 strikeouts. WAY too many guys struggling in the lineup right now.
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Week 1: Bears @ Stupid Cheeseheads 7:20pm NBC
Sammy Sofa replied to Old Style's topic in Other Sports
They're probably be better off with Stephen Tobolowsky instead. -
Yeah, Joe really needs to have a bunch of animals from Lincoln Park Zoo dressed up as cartoon characters brought over in his dumb RV, and then allow them to devour a mime or something. Go for maximum Stupid Joe Maddon Wackiness.
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POST, DUKE. POST LIKE YOU'VE NEVER POSTED BEFORE.
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I think someone mentioned that Duke hadn't posted since Thursday....which was the last time the Cubs won. What if Duke has somehow become the ultimate reverse jinx?
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Guys, this day might forever live in infamy.
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Baseball's weird. The Cubs rode a pretty long stretch where they didn't suffer much, if any, major injuries to key pitchers over the previous 3 seasons.
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Baez is probably banged up as hell, too. He's just too cool to show it.
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Hahahahaha!!!!! A mere 8 days ago.
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WHY DID YOU START THIS THREAD.
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Guys, seriously; if you give up on the Bears (and, more importantly, football), then you at least have their hilarious eternal failures to brighten your day a little bit when stuff like this happens. I wanted to shoot last night's loss right between my toes.
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I was making an effort to not respond to the insane level of doom bonering, but this one broke me. What on Earth are you talking about?!?! Reality. That somehow doesn't include math?
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It's insane, this ump's taint.
