Sammy Sofa
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Barrett caps off that blast by running out into CF and cold-cocking Jones for spelling his first name funny. -
This is going to be a huge test for Dempster today.
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Hideous in the first (walked 4, walked in a run, 37 pitches), magnificent the rest.
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In Dustard I am flustered.
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GET HIM OUT OF THERE, DUSTBALL!
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Gameday made it look like Carlos hurled two balls at once. Seeing as they're made of pure gold and studded with diamonds, that hardly seems fair.
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Bottom of the lineup, 1-2-3, Z!
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BYNUM, YOU HIDEOUS, BEAUTIFUL BASTARD! Damn...want to see Cubs win...but it might mean Dusty getting extended. Want to see Cubs win...but if it's courtesy of Bynum, he gets more playing time. ARRRRRGH! BRAIN HURT!
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The ONLY way Z should come back out is if the Cubs score at least 3 runs here. Get him out.
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OK, Carlos salvaged a potentially devastating game beautifully...get him out of there, Dusty! Let the bullpen take over...they need to get in there in games like this. The blow outs are making them rusty.
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1st inning was, what, 37 pitches? Is anyone up in the pen? LOCK IT DOWN, Z!!!
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Todd Walker, in my dreams this team wises up, signs you back next year and bats you leadoff where you belong. Maybe Z's power is TOO overwhelming in the pinstripes, like Samson and his hair...MLB has secretly dictated that he must tone it down with the blue jersey since 485-mph fastballs are just a LITTLE unfair.
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DERWOOD SAYS NOTHING. FIXED!!!
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Carlos...your passion fuels my booze-filled desire in ways that are frowned upon by decent society. And all this despite the fact you always pick those crappy blue jerseys. http://www.post-gazette.com/images3/20050803WP_Zambrano_450.jpg
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Somehow my "business" lunch extended all the way into dinner...breakfast...brunch...and hey, all the way back to lunch again!
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What, is 4 PM some kind of migical drinking hour? As long as there's a "PM" in the time, you're in the clear.
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Just to make this incredibly juvenile, Bynum is one of the ugliest human beings I've seen in my entire life. He's downright terrifying.
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Remember...if the Cubs win this, they HAVE to lose the other 2 games and tank the series. The time must NEVER be right to announce a Dusty extension. Clearly, my logic is sound and foolproof.
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SHOCK JONES WITH THE DOUBLE!!! Awesome sig, Derwood!
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Bynum and Neifi Perez on the field at the same time creates a negative run vortex that sucks everyone in. We need to come up with a fancy-shamcy scientific name for that theory.
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Darw on that suspension rage, Barrett...destroy that ball!!!
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Damn, Carlos...what was up with that 1st inning? It's frustrating that they'll probably lose the game based on ONE run...sure, Carlos was a walk machine, but he's been on point ever since. This shouldn't be this tricky for ANY offense!
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The Neifury took a first pitch ball?!?
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Get ready for an epic bunt...
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Shuts down the side in 6 pitches. Nicely done, Mr. The Jackal. Now do it 2-3 more times and catch back up.
