Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Dempster. Please. Do not implode. I'm begging you. We need you. -
Dammit, man...don't let Ozzie rattle you! FINISH THEM OFF! You can do this...dig in and shut 'em down.
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Dammit, Dempster! Reign it in!
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Farnsworth breaking bad.
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Pray for Dempster...get out there and dominate, Demp!
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Have fun, Eyre. Nicely done. Just work on that fielding a bit.
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HUGE test for Dempster today...
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Damn, Francoeur has been CS 5 times. I thought he was faster than that.
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CEDENOHMYGAWD!!!
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Stop walking people, dammit!
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Barrett caps off that blast by running out into CF and cold-cocking Jones for spelling his first name funny.
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This is going to be a huge test for Dempster today.
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Hideous in the first (walked 4, walked in a run, 37 pitches), magnificent the rest.
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In Dustard I am flustered.
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GET HIM OUT OF THERE, DUSTBALL!
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Gameday made it look like Carlos hurled two balls at once. Seeing as they're made of pure gold and studded with diamonds, that hardly seems fair.
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Bottom of the lineup, 1-2-3, Z!
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BYNUM, YOU HIDEOUS, BEAUTIFUL BASTARD! Damn...want to see Cubs win...but it might mean Dusty getting extended. Want to see Cubs win...but if it's courtesy of Bynum, he gets more playing time. ARRRRRGH! BRAIN HURT!
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The ONLY way Z should come back out is if the Cubs score at least 3 runs here. Get him out.
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OK, Carlos salvaged a potentially devastating game beautifully...get him out of there, Dusty! Let the bullpen take over...they need to get in there in games like this. The blow outs are making them rusty.
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1st inning was, what, 37 pitches? Is anyone up in the pen? LOCK IT DOWN, Z!!!
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Todd Walker, in my dreams this team wises up, signs you back next year and bats you leadoff where you belong. Maybe Z's power is TOO overwhelming in the pinstripes, like Samson and his hair...MLB has secretly dictated that he must tone it down with the blue jersey since 485-mph fastballs are just a LITTLE unfair.
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DERWOOD SAYS NOTHING. FIXED!!!
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Carlos...your passion fuels my booze-filled desire in ways that are frowned upon by decent society. And all this despite the fact you always pick those crappy blue jerseys. http://www.post-gazette.com/images3/20050803WP_Zambrano_450.jpg
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Somehow my "business" lunch extended all the way into dinner...breakfast...brunch...and hey, all the way back to lunch again!
