Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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The Marlins will get the lead this inning just so the Cubs' "heart of the lineup" can go down like chumps just like they did yesterday in the bottom of the inning. -
Oh, NOW Uggla doesn't suck.
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Soriano is gonna do this.
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I call Sori walkoff.
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Screw this stupid game.
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How the hell was he out?
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Zambrano needs cooler sunglasses.
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LULZ WHUT.
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No free baseball, please.
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Oh, thank Jeebus. Ew, my hands are sweaty.
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This going to end badly.
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No World Series. Maybe no playoffs. I YAM NEGATIVE MCSKYFALLER.
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Harden has taken over for good Rich Hill...awesome strikeout pitcher who receives no run support.
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I assume you meant "Chippendale," unless you thought them dressing up as cartoon chipmunks would be hot.
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STOP TURNING INTO THE CLOSE PITCHES, SORIANO.
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Z needs to take Harden under his mighty wing.
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Why, does he owe you money?
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When Sori hits another homer I'm going to explode.
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Rich Harden : Assassin of Catchers.
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Harden trying to kill Soto.
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Fontenot 5th. Hoo-hoo.
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HUZZAH!
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Oh, Aramis...please come back.
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Ripped.
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I think he'd be the logical choice. Perhaps a resumption of the Pie Johnson platoon. To resume it would hinge on it existing for any prolonged period in the first place.
