Sammy Sofa
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If kids are so resilient why do psychologists always hunt for something in your childhood that explains why you are so screwed up now? He just meant hard objects smashing INTO your brain, not the things actually inside of it. -
I think he realizes that he has to make it a complete teaser or else we won't click on threads he starts Apparently I sucked. Mission accomplished. Agreed.
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Samardzija Called Up
Sammy Sofa replied to Amie's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
I'm probably wrong, but wasn't Jeff doing horrible when he was mostly pitchin out of the bullpen? I thought he didn't right the ship until he stated starting reguarly. FREE WUERTZ. And pray for a healthy Angel Guzman. -
Outside of May, he's been a human gas can. Can we get Wuertz back up yet?
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Boy, it never stops being brilliant how Lou hates Michael Wuertz.
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DFA him.
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Lou is never going to not be bullpen [expletive].
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... What's going on? What's happening? I'm confused. This seems wrong.
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What "theory" is that? That someon watching some games is more accurate than the stats?
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Beautiful.
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What? You do realize a rundown has taken way too long when the batter makes it to 2nd, right?
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That's not really the same at all. People taking a longer than expected time to come back from injury is completely different than expecting several established hitters to perform after a 5 game slump. It's not just a 5 game slump. It's been a, for the most part, season-long on the road "slump."
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No.
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Motherfunking yes.
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Careful. The new regime is likely to go apecrap over such shenanigans, what with them hating fun and all. Huh? Guh? Zah? Whu? "FTH" is often an acronym standing for "blank the hell?". I'll let you use your imagination as to what "blank" stands for. Given the recent (somewhat vague) pledges by the mods to crack down on "swearing," someone might get all up in Derwood's shiznit for fake-swearing. Hmmmm Dead man posting.
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Careful. The new regime is likely to go apecrap over such shenanigans, what with them hating fun and all. Huh? Guh? Zah? Whu? "FTH" is often an acronym standing for "blank the hell?". I'll let you use your imagination as to what "blank" stands for. Given the recent (somewhat vague) pledges by the mods to crack down on "swearing," someone might get all up in Derwood's shiznit for fake-swearing.
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Careful. The new regime is likely to go apecrap over such shenanigans, what with them hating fun and all.
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I hope I'm wrong, but probably when they're playing the Brewers next week. I really don't see how the Cubs are going to suddenly not be terrible on the road, especially playing the Brewers at home when they're playing VERY well.
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It's these kinds of posts that really help new members feel welcome. Good grief. You're right. I should have followed it with "welcome to the board!"
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I hate to say it but i kind of agree. I think this team doesn't have it. And yes mark me for saying if we do "reach" the postseason because i don't see this team doing anything. I'll happily eat crow, but the road woes have been there all along and are only getting worse.
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The collapse starts here. Yeah, it's doom & gloom....I don't care. They're not going to magically not suck on the road. The schedule works against them with those road games at the end. It's 2004.
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What happens when you sit a couple of pitchers each for 10 days? This.
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WINNAR!
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This ish is ridiculous.
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By watching the games and how they act while playing and not playing. By listening to what they say. Is this serious?
