Sammy Sofa
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Manny and Soriano in RF would be sexcellent and hilarious. I dare anyone to try finding something funnier So much tumbling and romping and piggyback rides. We'd all be winners watching that. -
Yeah, screw him. He only went 2-for-5 today. What a bum. No, you're right, he's definitely a $12M outfielder. Way to judge him based on four months in his first year in the majors. Hideki Matusi had a .788 OPS in his first year with the Yankees. He hasn't had one under .850 since. Not to mention that he's in the midst of a slump, which every single player in the majors goes through at some point during the season. I have more confidence in Zambrano at that plate than I do him. Although I could say that about most of our lineup at this point. That would be, well, irrational. But that's not really surprising. While Fukudome isn't lighting the world on fire, it's odd people are jumping on him for today like he lost the ballgame all by himself. His last AB was just one of many worthless AB's contributed by the team.
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I'm going to eat an entire pizza to celebrate the awesomeness.
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Manny and Soriano in RF would be sexcellent and hilarious.
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Foolishly, I thought that run in the first inning was the sign of a good ol' Wrigley rout. WHOOPSIES.
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JUST END IT.
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HUZZAH!!!
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Prove me wrong, you dumb bastards.
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Why is that kid wearing a carseat headrest?
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The Marlins will get the lead this inning just so the Cubs' "heart of the lineup" can go down like chumps just like they did yesterday in the bottom of the inning.
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Oh, NOW Uggla doesn't suck.
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Soriano is gonna do this.
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I call Sori walkoff.
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Screw this stupid game.
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How the hell was he out?
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Zambrano needs cooler sunglasses.
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LULZ WHUT.
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No free baseball, please.
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Oh, thank Jeebus. Ew, my hands are sweaty.
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This going to end badly.
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No World Series. Maybe no playoffs. I YAM NEGATIVE MCSKYFALLER.
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Harden has taken over for good Rich Hill...awesome strikeout pitcher who receives no run support.
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I assume you meant "Chippendale," unless you thought them dressing up as cartoon chipmunks would be hot.
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STOP TURNING INTO THE CLOSE PITCHES, SORIANO.
