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  1. Sammy Sofa
    SORIANO HAS NO CONTROL OVER THE VOLUME OF HIS VOICE.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Hah-hah! Ugliest HR swing ever.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Haw-haw!
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Paint that corner.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    It was well played.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Please clean the sand outta yer verginer.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Can't say it enough...Lou is bullpen [expletive].
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Maybe Eyre finally gets some work tonight?
  9. Sammy Sofa
    That...coulda killed someone.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Dat's two.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Dat's one.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    HOLLA.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Aight Fuku, so close the first time around. A little bit closer to the line this time.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Z's pitching so well, his pitches are yelling "STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE" as they cross the plate.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Eat it, Cubs killer. Though man, that looks freakin' painful.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Frakelshanp.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Prince and Sabathia, man...that's a LOT of peer pressure.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    AM/PM YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER CRAPPY CONVENIENCE STORE. Gah.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    As to what?
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Yowza. The Angels were already arguably the best team in baseball...this likely makes that all but a sure thing.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Kerry got the blister from pulling the trigger behind the picket fence on the grassy knoll.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    The Cubs history of being less than truthful about the nature of their pitchers conditions does not give you pause? Especially in light of who we are talking about? Explain how hiding this right now makes any kind sense.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    *Standing ovation*
  24. Sammy Sofa
    seriously, and carlos zambrano is one of our pitchers. every team has at least one or two players who showboat; get over it. No kidding. I'm tired of fans and players and managers who get all pissy when a hitter does the most impressive thing in all of baseball and basks in it. I wish they'd go back to the old days where if you showboat after a homerun, you get earholed next time up. It's ridiculous how much the hitters get away with nowadays. This type of seniment is [expletive]. So why cant a hitter pose after ahome run, but a pitcher can jump up and down and do a happy dance or do some stupid WWE pose after getting out of a jam? Fielders can do the same after a big play, too. Guys in the dugout getting excited...but God forbid the batter does anything but drop the bat and trot around the bases. Stupid. I wanna see someone ride their bat down to 1st like a horse and then Moonwalk the rest of the way.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Dementia.
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