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  1. Sammy Sofa
    we should tip our caps or something :lol: Losing is one thing, but that was ridiculous. Is it? I can hear you huffing, your darling little apple cheeks all flushed and sweaty.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Cue verginer explosion. Let it out, ladies. Pump your body-shaking sobs and mascara-stained cheeks through your keyboards. OMGZ I CALLED YOUSE GIRLZ LULZ
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Insane gibberish.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Great ready for some exploding verginers.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I doublechecked to see if having roughly 85% of each page of this thread foe-ed was a good idea. Yup.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Beating or eating.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Slapping or napping.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Bashing or crashing.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    What is the Cubs' record when Dempster isn't beloved by his teammates?
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Lilly has been good or better more often than not for a while now, so I'm not quite sure how he's "due for a good outing."
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I CAN BREAK LEE'S CUFFS.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Maybe he needs to start smacking or slacking.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    BREAK THESE.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Tighten up yer verginers and vote for Lee, you stinking pinko Nazi Japanese zombie rapscallions.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    I'm totally with this. Especially when it's the willfully stupid. What's stupid is the notion that you are implying that Bears fans are somehow unjustified in dislike of Grossman. I did nothing of the sort. This is obviously a pick a knife or a sharper knife and then cut off your own fingers kind of situation. I didn't say anyone couldn't dislike Grossman, but I think it's silly to want Orton to start over him.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I'm totally with this. Especially when it's the willfully stupid.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I never could imagine when I would truly root against the Bears, but if Rex gets another job and starts against the Bears. I might. Oh god, I'd have sex with that moment. I'd give up something to listen to the reaction if we cut him, he ended up in Minnesota and just demolishes the Bears twice. Oh man, that would just be like schadenfreude heaven. This is the equivalent of Bear slash fic right here.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Suddenly, the custom "Neckbeard" #18 jersey I got as a joke gift earlier this year is even more hysterical. Thanks, Bears.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    China rules. Even if they went of age, they still have, like, millions more tiny freak girls than we do.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Ozzie gets tons of face time because he tends to have a meltdown a few times a month.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Splendid post, my good sir. Hup-hup. it's like a crazy person going on meds and getting well, and then feeling so well that they forgot why they took the damn pills in the first place and going off of them. Oh, well, personally, I th-BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!??
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Splendid post, my good sir. Hup-hup.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Fixed. Ramirez has power. Derrek Lee is so overrated. He has turned himself into Mark Grace. Which is fine, if you aren't paying him as much as we are and batting him in the three hole. I've been talking up replacing Derrek at #3 next year for a while now. Aramis has his awesome flashes this season, but he's having a down year and has large stretches of crappiness going back a couple months now. Fukudome is still adjusting and Soto is streaky as hell. Why not bat Edmonds #5?
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Fixed.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    ULTIMATE SEXY.
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