Sammy Sofa
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Shoot for the sweet 3 inning-outing, homie. -
Damn, dude; pitch for at least a LITTLE contact.
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The Cubs took a look at that entire Marlins OF, then looked at their own nightmare OF, and then went, "naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh." Multiple times. NEVER FORGET.
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Yeah, but gave you SEEN the hotel? Check and mate.
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NL Central: Reds, Pirates and others
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in General Baseball Talk
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This is horsefeathering awesome: https://youtu.be/G21tC1sXmUs
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Yu never know. Yu, yu, yu oughta know
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NL Central: Reds, Pirates and others
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in General Baseball Talk
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And just take in EVERYTHING about this coward fucknut's private Twitter account: Shocker that this guy runs a business like a bull that's been dropped on its head.
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I finally got around to finishing this, and it's worth it just for the comments alone; tons of ex MLBAM staffers (or part time freelancers/contractors being worked like multiple full time staffers) talking about what a horsefeathers show it is to work for. Everything MLB touches is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.
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Maybe he's meeting him for dinner.
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its your dong meter, you set the parameters
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Tanking has escalated to the point that they're willfully tanking the future of the entire horsefeathering sport for the sake of short term profits.
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I'm fuzzy about the math for things such as the vaunted Kris Bryant Days Without a Dong-o-Meter; would today be 1 day without a dong? Or does 1 full day without a dong have to pass for it technically be 1 day without a dong?
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No, seriously; EVERYTHING IS FINE: https://deadspin.com/mlb-advanced-media-made-billions-for-baseball-chewed-u-1832634219
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When Javy's due up and you wanna make a prediction: I appreciate this reminder that things could always be much, much worse.
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As promised, the BBT gifs will be banished as soon as they give me a win streak.
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Or they did it because I disrespected from the start...
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Even worse is that he's pitched 13 games against us and has held a 3.1 ERA over those games without suffering a loss.
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I definitely feel like if my posts had a face, it would be that guy.
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[dropshadow=blue]The Kris Bryant Days Without a Dong-o-Meter[/dropshadow]: [glow=red][fade]1 DAY[/fade][/glow] Why mess with success? I am taking 10000000000% credit for fixing this team, I'm going to be 1000000000000000% even more insufferable, and you can all go kick rocks with your dicks. Our surgical monster is pitching against their surgical monster, though our surgical monster has had more recent success, so hopefully he strikes a bunch of dudes out and the Cubs win again before Theo sends Roast to dig up a fresh elbow. Seriously; Edinson horsefeathering Volquez is starting this game. That's just stupid. BAZOOKA!!!!
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I did, but I was watching the game at my dad's place. I am the horsefeathering game thread GOD.
