Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Oh, right; I had briefly forgotten that I'm terrified of this starting rotation. -
Shoot for the sweet 3 inning-outing, homie.
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Damn, dude; pitch for at least a LITTLE contact.
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The Cubs took a look at that entire Marlins OF, then looked at their own nightmare OF, and then went, "naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh." Multiple times. NEVER FORGET.
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Yeah, but gave you SEEN the hotel? Check and mate.
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NL Central: Reds, Pirates and others
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in General Baseball Talk
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This is horsefeathering awesome: https://youtu.be/G21tC1sXmUs
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Yu never know. Yu, yu, yu oughta know
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NL Central: Reds, Pirates and others
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in General Baseball Talk
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And just take in EVERYTHING about this coward fucknut's private Twitter account: Shocker that this guy runs a business like a bull that's been dropped on its head.
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I finally got around to finishing this, and it's worth it just for the comments alone; tons of ex MLBAM staffers (or part time freelancers/contractors being worked like multiple full time staffers) talking about what a horsefeathers show it is to work for. Everything MLB touches is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.
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Maybe he's meeting him for dinner.
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its your dong meter, you set the parameters
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Tanking has escalated to the point that they're willfully tanking the future of the entire horsefeathering sport for the sake of short term profits.
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I'm fuzzy about the math for things such as the vaunted Kris Bryant Days Without a Dong-o-Meter; would today be 1 day without a dong? Or does 1 full day without a dong have to pass for it technically be 1 day without a dong?
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No, seriously; EVERYTHING IS FINE: https://deadspin.com/mlb-advanced-media-made-billions-for-baseball-chewed-u-1832634219
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When Javy's due up and you wanna make a prediction: I appreciate this reminder that things could always be much, much worse.
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As promised, the BBT gifs will be banished as soon as they give me a win streak.
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Or they did it because I disrespected from the start...
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Even worse is that he's pitched 13 games against us and has held a 3.1 ERA over those games without suffering a loss.
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I definitely feel like if my posts had a face, it would be that guy.
