Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Every take is more monstrous than the last. -
Don't force it.
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Cubs decided to be merciful and give us a little...
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Two in a row?!? GADZAGUINS!!!
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HEY, ALBERT:
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More like Cool Hamels.
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WHY IS EVERYONE SO QUIET? The Cubs don't stink right now!
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OPS creeping back towards 700!
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Alright, Bryant; time to reset the dang clock.
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If Albert Almora steals a base on you, just quit baseball.
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2 great starts in a row?!? Zounds.
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It’s the dongfest you’ve been dreaming of and yet you continue to complain. You really are the worst I'm sorry; was one of those a Bryant dong?
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Rizzo has already smashed the biggest dong of the day, you monster. It's the one good thing he'll do for two weeks!
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Zapgoonie's dumb tiny pic in Gameday always has me wishing Harris Wittels has been reincarnated as a really lame baseball player:
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That Willson Contreras is one hot piece of ACE.
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Hey Contreras is doing well too....for now until the grind of catching almost every day for the next 4-6 weeks wears him down Fortunately they have a maybe decent backup to help handle the lo-OHHHHHHHHHHHH, RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.
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Boy, it kinda sucks to pass on the FA they did and then have Bryant, Rizzo and Baez all decide to start huffing garbage fumes at the same time. I'm sure it's sustainable to have an offense anchored by Jason Heyward.
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[dropshadow=blue]The Kris Bryant Games Without a Dong-o-Meter[/dropshadow]: [glow=red][fade]11 GAMES AND COUNTING[/fade][/glow]
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I forgot this game was happening.
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Avengers cosplaying has gotten pretty serious.
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Why can't these cheap fucks even get a real backup catcher.
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Seal Boy to Theo when he got the boot: VENGEANCE WILL BE SLIPPERY.
