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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Oh THAT'S it? The proclamations I make on how rebellious and edgy my posts are? Why didn't you say so my main man bro?!!??! Don't mind them. This is just some initial hazing. Keep up the awesome jokes and you'll be part of the crew in no time. GREAT CALL, SULLEY.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    The Cubs 8 years from now will ideally be able to swallow a $30 million contract like it ain't no thang.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Yessss.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Or as Earl Weaver said, Jim Thome is the type "that can sit on his ass for eight innings and enjoy watching the baseball game just like any other fan and then have the ability to get up there and break one open in the [expletive] ninth" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YKxf3OkpJc holy jesus I've never heard this omg what is i dont even Really? The Manager's Corner prank is pretty legendary.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    dew just made a point that too many don't seem to get; if the Cubs are somehow "crippled" or severely limited by Pujols making $25-$30 million a year 7 years from now then the organization has severely fucked up across the board. This is a team that should be able to take a contract that size and still have plenty left to work with, ESPECIALLY when you're looking at almost a decade from now.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    What the [expletive], man. Between this and the Carlton story you're trouncing everyone.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Are the home and away clubhouses the same? I thought I remembered that the Cubs clubhouse is fine and up to date, while they just left the away clubhouse crappy and with things like bad hot water systems and stuff. I might be completely off, but I thought I remembered reading that awhile ago. Nope, the home clubhouse is a piece of [expletive], too Yeah, the home clubhouse is technical better than the away dungeon, but compared to basically every other home clubhouse it's a disgrace.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Keeping Garza.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Poor some gravy on that heaping helping of irony, dammit.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    The question now is whether "primo" was a sticking point pre- or post-breakdown.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Blorp thanks blorp for blorp that blorp!
  12. Sammy Sofa
    A madman would indeed think something like that.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    That "tss" thing is some primo crazy.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    PSYCH!!!!!!!!!!
  15. Sammy Sofa
    That gif times perfectly with every song I've just skimmed through in my music library.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    YES.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    He is a suit, and people hate suits. He's from the Tribune, and people hate the tribune. There have been Hendry supporters and Hendry bashers and throughout Cubs history opinion wavers on the baseball decision makers. But for at least as long as the tribune has been involved, people have used ownership as the primary target. Now only the real loony tunes are angry at Ricketts, so the only remaining suit to hate is Crane. Many in the media hate him for reasons that are rarely articulated. The most complete I've seen is this recent takedown from Sullivan: http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2011-10-24/sports/ct-spt-1025-cubs-crane-kenney-chicago--20111025_1_ricketts-family-rickettses-cubs-owners An excerpt: [expletive], this is goofy.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Everyone shut up; NOTHING is topping this.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    No Sandberg talk in this thread, please.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    I was gonna say I'd definitely have interest in Prado, but man, he fell hard this past year. Was he dealing with major injuries?
  21. Sammy Sofa
    If you can't stand me now prepare to be walloped... Yes, a radio character from the mind of an above average but not HOF or anything comedian. To me it's hilarious in the sense that it might have driven me to madness. I have no idea how this explained anything. Though this is eerily reminiscent of Cynosure just before his meltdown.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    How would they possibly do this during this offseason? They have practically no money.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Tsss...Tss....Well if he's leavin' then he's probably looking to secede or sumthin. Tsss. Explain this weird-ass "tss" thing.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    That's great news!
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Or he may not have been. He needs to confirm.
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