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  1. Sammy Sofa
    You're kidding with this, right? You honestly think the FO signed him because of his 6-2 record against the Cubs? That might be the stupidest thing you've posted here if you weren't joking.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Drop Bautista Add Kemp IMPULSE.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    You can start by giving me fifteen pieces of chicken, [expletive]. AND MIX IT UP.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    He can't?
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Maholm is this year's Jeff Blauser. His career record is good at Wrigley Field is good because he faced the Cubs all those years not because he is good. Nevermind that Maholm's been pretty terrible against the Cubs and that he's been league average over his career. Shut up, he's too busy formulating a complicated 8-way trade for Andres Galarraga that involves time travel and cybernetics to pay attention to reality.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I heard Loria is marrying your mom.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    The 4th inning happened. I'm not going to pretend it didn't and declare Volstad's outing to be good. It wasn't all Castro's error, balls were being hit all over the place. It was a nightmare, and can't happen if he's going to be a good starter. This is another joke, right? 3 earned runs is a "nightmare?"
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, that's a real, real, real shame.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    That makes me want to weep.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    It's SCIENCE.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    We haven't been no-hit in like a bajillion years. They're going to be no-hit 4 times this year on their path to losing 122 games.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    That's because you're not worthy to comprehend that which only Theo may see.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, thank God.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    For the record, the Cubs have lost at least 100 games only twice in 128 years of that even being possible, so defiantly stating that you think they're all but a lock to lose at least 100 games is pretty bold.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    You probably didn't post it in a brief moment of clarity when you realized how insane it is to predict that a team had a realistic shot of winning less than 50 games. Because, y'know, that's only happen 24 times in all of MLB's history, and only twice in the last 50 years.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    All they have to do is restructure and re-arrange their approach to them because those are things I said that mean something.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Holy [expletive]! A home run! By a Cub!
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Hahahahahahah! I think my brain just willfully ignored that, like, "no, nobody is THAT crazy."
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Is that you erik? http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/3870166/Paul+McCartney+wink.png
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Throw strikes, or I will eat you.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll68fhJnlG1qdci9xo1_500.jpg
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Pitchers are basically exploiting that low and away hole in Geo's approach at will.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    He DID run from home.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Just a little bit more...
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Here it comes.
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